Alright people. Without any further delay I would like to announce the finalists for the first ever Xanga Douchebag Awards. Okay I lied there are actually two quick delays before I get to the finalists.
First I would like to introduce your judges for this contest:
mllerobillard, theblackspiderman, shuddertothink, stewieismyhero, krissy_cole, ducktapejourneyman, elgaberino, shirlann, and of course drakonskyr (because who better to judge a contest about assholes than an actual asshole)
These judges will be choosing winners for these three categories;
1. Just Plain Fucked Up Douchebag
2. Religious Nutjob Douchebag of the Year
3. Douchebag of the Year
Alright without further ado, your finalists…
And I’d greatly appreciate it if you dropped dead.
You’re wasting my oxygen, emo kid.
All human beings are hateful – to claim that you’re not is to be in denial of reality. You can no more keep your innate emotions in check than you can hold back the tide. Don’t be stupid, hm?
“at least they done locked OJ up! us white folks can rest easy knowin’ that crazy nigger won’t come murder us to death. LOL RACISM”
“Oh I am so impressed, you are taking an utterly useless major. I hope you can find a way to get your student loans paid back.”
“You are so screwed up … How dare you hold your head up high in public and call yourself an American … Under different circumstances it would be amusing to watch all you ppl change your tunes. But it wont be. It will be the saddest thing ever witnessed. And you will be helpless. And the fact that you are proud to be acquainted, associated and related to gays and lesbians just proves my point. You are screwed up. Go drink a bottle of Tabasco sauce through your nose. Or hang yourself. Anything.”
Just go to all the sites of the people who participate in all the other fucking stupid contests and – bam! – you have your top contenders.
Yeah what you do does define you. And because it does define you since you profess Christ why vote? How can you say ‘ God thy will be done’ and then go vote for the one YOU want in office?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely do you think it will be that President Obama gets assassinated?
why dont you post reasons not to have abortions? maybe because people will find that it is MURDER! and people will get angry because they dont want to think what they are doing is worng. but unfortunately, it really doesnt matter what you want to think, because the only thing that matters is that it is wrong, no matter how you spin it! dont get pregnant (ie, dont have sex) and take some self defense classes! (that may seem callous of me, but seriously- with all respect to all parties.) just take responsnibility for your own actions.
We ask ourselves what would the world be like if we just obeyed God. What would it be like if we don’t vote. we never find out because we don’t obey God and we vote. Well there are some of us who are finding out what life is like apart from the world.
When it doesn’t matter to me who the president is or are the Lakers going to the playoffs or what the Dow Jones close at, or how much is a barrel of oil I betcha I’m going to feel… happy.
have read your blog and if you read mine you just might get a glimpse of the real Obama
The genocide of the tribe of Cush is just the tip of the iceberg (so to speak) this man makes what Adolf Hitler did to the Jews tame by comparison… (goes on like this for 43 paragraphs)
wow … the bible says not to hate. I don’t hate you … but i dont like you…
Okay so there you have it. The douchiest of the douchy. Check back Thursday to see what our judges come up with. Let me know what you guys think in the meantime. Thanks to everyone who rec’d this and participated in any way, shape, or form (that includes reading).
*sidenote – After my blog about Obama bucks there were a bunch of posts that were either racist or ignorant that could have easily qualified (anyone who sifted through the comments would probably agree with me). However in the interest of not beating a dead horse, and keeping this list to a reasonable length, I decided to ignore most of them.