Alright guys. The judges votes are in. It was a close and spirited competition. Douchey comments came in from far and wide. It wasn’t easy, but I think the judges made some good choices in the end. May I just say for the record that although there can only be three winners, all of you are douchebags to me.
And now, your featured presentation. The official Xanga Douchebag Award Winners;
Category 1: Just Plain Fucked Up Douchebag Award
This was a close one, but the winner of 300 credits and the empathy of all (is there a lame ass prize giver award, cause I would win) is this comment submitted by Giraffney. (The user who actually made the comment has since shut down his site.);
I mean to say drop dead to someone is pretty fucked up. That is what makes this guy an asshole. But to combine that asshole comment with sarcastic politeness is douchiness at it’s very finest (or worst. whatever.) Here is the post it was originally from. You guys should absolutely look at the comments section. It is chock full of douchebag comments. Congratulations to Giraffney on attaracting such a fine class of asshole.
Runner Up: “Oh I am so impressed, you are taking an utterly useless major. I hope you can find a way to get your student loans paid back.”
Submitted by OctavoDia from this post
Category 2: Religious Nutjob Douchebag Award
This one was no contest. Almost all of the judges voted for this comment in one category or another. This gem was taken from this post by TheTheologiansCafe. Due to the fact that Dan probably has like a million credits already and that I had to look through like a million comments to find this, Dan doesn’t get shit but a thank you and a user tag. Thanks Dan;
I have read your blog and if you read mine you just might get a glimpse of the real Obama
The genocide of the tribe of Cush is just the tip of the iceberg (so to speak) this man makes what Adolf Hitler did to the Jews tame by comparison.
Please feel free to go ahead and leave old Bob a nice congratulatory message. In fact, everyone should copy Barelyjen’s winning comment (minus the part about gays and lesbians) and paste it on to Bob’s page. I think he is the only one that douchebag comment is actually appropriate for.
Anyway thanks again to all who participated. It was a lot of work, but also a lot of fun. Hope you guys had fun too. Till next year…