So this is a continuation of a response I got from a pulse I put up today.
The pulse: So I think I am losing alot of my readers with this “cute stuff.”
The response: “Cute? Who? You? not OG triple OG…you betta tell them to check your police record!!!! Snitches….” – CiaoBella810
Bella got me thinking. Maybe before I go any further with all this cute stuff I should take a minute to let all you sucka MCs out there know the deal. So this post is to all you haters out there who have a problem with the Peanuts background or the Christmas songs or Christmas in general (click here if you hate Christmas). This is going to be fun. (I know you guys crave abuse so consider this an early Christmas gift.)
Alright first off don’t get it twisted. If you think I’ve gone soft then go ahead and test me. You’ll be in for a damn rude awakening. You think just cause I am gushing about how much I love A Christmas Story and putting pics up of mall Santas that I would hesitate to hit you with a literary beatdown if the need arose? Trust me you don’t want to make that mistake. Don’t mistake my kindness, or corniness, or fondness for the cute and sentimental, for weakness.
What’s that you say? You didn’t mean to offend? You don’t want any trouble? You just want me to tone down the cuteness a tad? Well guess what you can do haters. You can suck on this big ole’ candy cane!
Also to all you Christmas haters. Look I get that not everyone is into it. Special pass goes out to all of you who are of a different religion. I don’t mean to alienate you guys, but I love Christmas myself. So I wish you all a Happy C/Hannukah, an Excellent Eid, a Krazy Kwanzaa, and a Wonderful Whatever it is that Buddhists/Hindus/ People from whatever other religion/belief systems (or lack thereof) celebrate. Just because I am celebrating doesn’t mean I am forcing you to. You can just go about your merry way lighting your menorahs and I’ll go about my merry way putting up ridiculous songs everyone has heard way too many times. You are required to come back and check up on me from time to time though. I will have the occasional non-Christmas blog up and after Christmas you are all required to be reading regularly again.
Oh and for those people who hate Christmas because its a corporate/capitalistic/pagan/evil/whatever the hell else you people are bitching about holiday, well I just feel sorry for you. While there is some merit to every argument, how can you let any of those small negatives overshadow the pure joy Christmas brings to so many people. If you are not one of those people who find joy in the holidays then I pray that one day you will be able to. Maybe you have not had the best experiences around this time or maybe you don’t have anyone to share this time of year with. Or maybe you are just a crab ass human being who can’t find joy in life at all. Either way don’t ruin it for those of us who can. If you don’t like this time of year then fine. Go somewhere and insulate yourself from the barrage of happiness that is December. If you choose to constantly bitch and moan about it instead, then you can just suck on these big ole’ jingle balls… errr I mean bells.
That is all for today. I will have songs for you soon I promise. Funny thing I was really listening to the Nutcracker Suite while I was witing this. Rather peaceful music for a rant. Just imagine if I hadn’t been listening to that.
REC THIS IF YOU LOVE CHRISTMAS TOO.
LET THE HATERS KNOW WHO’S BOSS!!!