So last Friday I started a new career here on xanga (for more on this see here). I got a decent amount of clients for my first day. Here is the work for my new clients as promised. Remember clients you may feel free to use these for real plugz if you like. Just so long as you abide by the contract I sent you guys. (I actually can’t wait to see a few of these in circulation for real)…
New Clients!
Alright that’s it for today. Remember if you would like to be added to the client list just leave a comment saying so. You will receive a defacto contract from me in the form of a message once you are added to the list. Here is the list as it stands now:
Client List: snippiesblog, ciaobella810, theblackspiderman, thebigshowatud, antisoccermom, istephaniemarie, edlives, airforcevirgin, Dare2BDifferent, MlleRobillard, seedsower, kellychicky, levanna, In_Reason_I_Trust, Still_Groovy, Rissababe, casmarie, College_Ruled11X85, MyXLDove, eclipsethedawn, Pawleen, anth0nyc…
Against the Grain 
LOVE IT!
Very clever!
haha Love it!
-i like all of them.
LOL Dave you are twisted! I’m definitely using that.
lol that is awesome.
These are hilarious! PS- If you get another video of you doing stand up comedy, please post it. The last one had me laughing so hard I was in tears.
@MyxlDove – cool. just mind the contract sir! I have xanga lawyers y’know.
@LostInTheLyrics – I will have one for you real soon. glad you liked.
@vanedave – Can’t wait!
I resisted temptation the first time, but you sucked me in this time. These are great – do me!!
Aw. I must have missed this. I would love to be your client.
Lol….I’m interested in joinin just cuz I wanna see what you come up with lol…send me a contract
This is cute. I’m curious if you could make one for someone as unpopular as me. 😛
LMBO…these are great!
Hahaha I love it, thank you very much!
Id love to be a client.
Very creative. I’d hire you, but I’m too afraid. Don’t take it personally.
oh you are in buisness now buddy!I LOVE mine!!! So perfect haha Thankyouverymuch!
Alright, count me in, Your Hystericalness. Then I can say, “Not only am I a fan of vanedave, but I’m also a client.”
haha. I remember when I found out anythoNYC is really from PA. How world changing.
Haha. These are pretty awesome.
Bahahaha. I’m starting mine in circulation now. Thanks, Dave.
haha…you make me smile!
ahah, this is very creative!i’d love to be a client(:
…client for what?
LOL, that’s awesome!!!!!!!!!!
last one is the best.
Oohh! *waves hand wildly* I wanna play too. I mean..please add me as a client 🙂 Guess I can’t pay you with chocolate chip cookies eh?
Delightful!
@TessieLuv – He’ll do anything for lambi.
Hilarious! can i be a client?
Awesome… When you can work me in, I’d love to join the client list.
I like eclipse_the_dawn’s advertisement .
Those are fun. I wonder how long it takes you to come up with the witty phrases.
@josiebunny – He made one for me, didn’t he?
Thanks so much! I feel kinda trippy! :-pKathi
@Still_groovy – And yours is a good one. 🙂
I don’t even publish a Plug(z), but now I’m curious what it would be.
Very funny! I wonder, how much does being your client cost?
My favourite is the last one =) I so wish I could be a client!!
Funny shit man! Bullseye with quite a few.. LOL
Looks like I’ll be pluged!I am a little nervous!And I have seen you with your shirt off,you could give him a run for the money.
I watched your comedy skit…and now I wonder why I didn’t find you out sooner. Funny stuff.
that was awesome! i loved it. =] thanks so much.
*LOL* Thank you for my morning laugh!Add me! Though, I do apologize that it might be a challenge.
I think I would get more hits if you used you lady’s pic from the birthday post….
These are AWESOME. I want to play!
Ummmm…lol. That was funny. But, I don’t really have such masochistic tendencies. Or do I? Heh, heh.
I love them all! I’d love to be a client if you don’t have too many clients already. 🙂
do me dave … DO ME!
I just put the plugz up,it will run on Mon…thanks!!
ahaha! you made it! yay! i feel special! lol, thank you!!!
hehehehehe…too funny. Having a challenge making it a plug though.
@edlives – is it the whore part?
@vanedave – lol…yeah.
@edlives – maybe try tramp? or floosy? or you can edit it by saying Wh0re