Okay guys. It’s Monday. I have some things to go over from the weekend, but I’ll save that for tomorrow. Today is all about business. I will begin with my new clients…
This Week’s Plugz Clients
I also have a special plug for Antisoccermom. ASM asked to be a client last week, despite already having been in the first batch of clients (see here). So December here is a brand new one for you.
Some of you have noticed some of my work flying around your inboxes. I get a kick out of seeing my pugz in circulation. If you would like to be added to the client list just leave a comment saying so. You will receive a defacto contract from me in the form of a message once you are added to the list. I had my xanga lawyer draw it up using MSpaint.
Now quickly before I go, the second item of business for this Monday. Last week I introduced you all to my good friend, PimpDave. Since he knows so many of you could use some pimply advice he was nice enough to make himself available for questions. This is your last chance to get your questions in to him for this week. His answers will be posted Wednesday. I even made a plug to help get the word out. Check it out:
Against the Grain 
hah! lovesss it. keep up the good work :]
LOL
ROFLMAO!… **** D*mn you Dave!!
LMAO! Damn…u nailed mine…I’ll give you that……good job lol
What does “whitty” mean?
Haha!! Hilarious again =)
Makes perfectly perfect sense! I love it!!
These are great.
Cute. 😉
i want one.
These are so great, especially insolent_existence’s. You always make me laugh.
Haha, it’s true; I ain’t right in the head. That picture is kind of pixel-y…
Ok, I am curious. I would like to become client. Have your lawyer call my lawyer and we’ll talk shop.
LMAO! ON POINT! Wooo SAAAHH!
Question: what is a plugz client?
@dafeelingsinside – lol. I read more often than you think. You are just usually talking to the ladies so I don’t wanna be blockin’. @hecticmuse – oh shit you got me. I meant witty of course. I told you I was tired.@chelly500 – I’ll see what I can do next Monday.@saintvi – so glad you do.@shut_UP_and_KISS_me – okay I’ll have to send you two links to explain. I’ll message you.
@vanedave – LMAO! I see that now….kudos to you sir…ur a comedic genius lol….
i HAD a felling once. thanks for your hard work Dave. it brings a tear to me eye to think that you worked hours and hours for me. all for meeeeeee. now how do i actually use this damn plug?
Alright, alright. I want one. I can’t take it any longer. All the cool kids are doing it.
haha, nice.
You’re just so clever and witty…you nearly always make me smile.
@jediwa72 – haha. nearly always huh? Well i am angry sometimes so I’ll take that.
You are a funny guy. I guess that’s why you’re a comedian, huh?
Funny plugs. I would LMAO if I saw your plug for yourself in commission.
Pimp Dave, why won’t the woman make me a sammich?Keep pluggin, son!
lol!!! awesome!! its so me… wonderful work. 🙂
I’ll ask you to be a client ONCE you get to know who I am as a Xangan. lol.
I don’t have the Master’s in English, yet. I will, however, take that honorary degree you just bestowed upon me with joy in my heart and an overwhelming, if only fleeting, sense of euphoria! It looks good! Thanks!
Lol, I really like Saintvi’s
great work!!!so did you answer the questions from last week yet? did I miss something again??
@kellychicky – nah. I was going to di it today, but I am gonna do it wednesday instead.
These are getting better and better by the freakin moment. hahaha….
lol
haha these are great!! 😀
Ha, I like Blue_Summer’s. Wait, I mean Blue__Summer. One of those.
I WANT TO BE A CLIENT!!!
i wonder what mine would say …lol
yer plugz are fun! though i’d rather stick to my regulars drifting around
@mr_faust – yeah I’ve seen them floating around. They go with you very well.@LadyAsianInvasion – okay no need to yell.@bluedreamer85 – should I send you a contract?
@vanedave – if you must …LOL
Clients are ppl that have added/subscribed to you, right? Where’s mine? ; )
@beautywithin2851 – haha. Naw clients have to request the service. Was that a request? I can send you a contract.
I love Stewie’s plug and I need a new one to run when this one is over,I will give you a 1000 credit mini!Now pimp this question..Do you even know who Huggy Bear is? Have you ever hear of the bar “The Pitts”?Am I showing my age by knowing these things?
@seedsower – done and done. I will try to have a new one for you in the next batch and I will add that question for wednesday.
@vanedave – hee hee
ok, i want one now lol
I have a surprise for you tomorrow! =)
Hey Van!Add me on to yer list babes!
I love seeing your plugz floating around. You can tell when they’re yours because they make me laugh out loud and people sitting in this Psychology lecture hall are thinking, “Man it’s a good thing that chick is taking psychology, because she is some fucked up shit.” PimpDave is kind of like the equivalent of what Tony the Tiger does for Frosted Flakes of Corn. Not that I’m implying you’re a cereal or anything here. I’m just saying, he rocks. Maybe you can eventually start selling PimpDave merchandise.
You’re a brilliant man! 🙂 Thank you ever so much for the plug!
@lil_squirrel4ever – oh man I am so excited! Message me when the surprise is ready.
@Laryssa – haha. PimpDave mousepads. I can see it now. @Kalligenia – you are very welcome. And just so you know if you do decide to use it I expect nothing from you in return. Your credits are no good here C.
@vanedave – I didn’t see your comment there until after I made a plug for you. So you get one anyway! 😉
@vanedave – will do. It’s not super big, but I did spend time on it! I will probably do it later tonite.
@lil_squirrel4ever – well I am looking forward to it, no matter how big or small.
I like the “friggin ray of sunshine”…
Yo-yo, yo-yo! I love to play with those things. My Ebonics is a little rusty to nonexistent so bare with me.Yo bro Iz lookin’ to get my freak on. Wanna know if ya gots some’m ta keep my john long?Got da greenbacks be-be fur an all night la-de. Ah need one of yo ho’s ta take away my woes.Top or bottom it don’t matter gonna do her everywhere like da Mad Hatter.Fuck da Jacksons got a fist full of Benjamins and when I’m done everybody wins. Yo-yo, yo listen up.Word!I be yo client fo life, just don’t tell my wifePeace allTheo
🙂 Made me smile. I promise I’ll write more, now that you have publicly called me out on it. Don’t blame me though if I start writing about what I had for lunch.
@horsieboy – haha. I like the mad hatter one. @TessieLuv – lol. That better be some damn interesting lunch!
Lol, this is too great. 😛
I have a dream that one day i’ll have accumulated enough credits for one of these of my own.It will read “this is a plug” Alongside a picture of a plug.And that idea is patented, so no stealing guys.
@playdoughKID – I hate to burst your bubble but that’s been done before. Again sorry to be the one to break that to you.
@vanedave – Your kidding me? I thought I was on to something there….back to the drawing board.