I am a pretty nice guy I think. I am easy going, I like to have fun, and I am pretty friendly. I often write posts that inspire some “interesting” responses, and trust me I am totally cool with that. You shouldn’t write posts joking about racism, Jesus, and the Virgin Mary, if you are not prepared to take on a little criticism. I encourage a little bit of friendly debate. But don’t get it twisted xanga. I am not one to tolerate too much of your bullshit.
Usually if someone leaves me a smart ass or dickish comment I either ignore them, or I try to diffuse the situation with some humor. Every once in a while there is that one person though. A real… what’s the word I’m looking for here? Ahh yes that’s it, a real douchebag!
Ladies and gentlemen this post is dedicated to a douchebag who goes by the name of PlasticPill, better known to most of you as “Who?” or “Who the Fuck?”. So a few days ago I did a post where I joked that some of xanga’s content policies might be a little racist. As expected there were more than a few people who did not get the joke. I was real tempted to break out my “Open Letter to Slow People“. Then along came PlasticPill to steal the spotlight all to himself. He started off harmlessly enough with a condescending comment telling me why i was the only racist around here. When I told him I would be breaking out my slow people letter to him, he responded with this;
– While you’re at, start growing a pair.
Look I am all for having fun on here and I enjoy trash talking just as much as the next guy, but don’t try and act tough. Its the internet. What the fuck is the point in trying to act tough? Here is reality. I am 6’1 and 220 lbs. Most likely I am bigger than you. Also real G’s don’t talk shit over the internet. That shit just don’t make no sense. Also I encourage you to go visit this loser’s profile. There are two things that strike you right away.
His profile pic and his name (Kal-El). So now I have some fucking asshat who still wants to be Superman when he grows up, trying to tell me to grow a pair. Are you fucking serious?
So xanga you may be asking yourself, “Why the hell did you write this Dave?” Well I’ll tell you why. I like to write stuff that will make you guys laugh. And as I sat here reading comments from this loser such as this one;
– Whining like a bitch, how typical. Go ask mommy to explain it for you, dumbass.
I asked myself, “Is there a bigger joke on xanga than PlasticPill?” friends as much as it may disappoint some of you that I didn’t take the high road here, I assure you this is not a trend. We are in a recession. I am frustrated and I saw an opportunity to release some stress. Here’s a fun little game for everyone to cap this entry off.
Over or Under – PlasticPill
Here is how this works. I make a statement about this asshole and you guess if the truth is over or under what I stated.
1) PlasticPill is 16 years old. Over or under?
2) PlasticPill has an IQ of 75. Over or under?
3) PlasticPill has seen a real girl naked once. Over or under?
4) PlasticPill is working with 3 inches. Over or under?
Thanks for playing. Till next time folks.