Douchebag, Screwed, Butt, Pimp, Pissed, Bitch, Crapped, Whorehouse, Shitfaced, Asshole, Dickhead, Sluttacious, Whore, Mothafucka, Balls, Nigga, Shit, Scraped, Hobag, and (my personal favorite) Albums.
(Note: There is a point to this. Bear with me.)
Did you see that last one? “Albums.” Yeah that word was censored in my post today.
Seriously? Cause it has the word “bum”? “Bum” is what goody two shoes moms call their children’s asses isn’t it?
I was so amused by this that I decided to make this post. If it makes it to the front page, the whole first part will be completely covered in stars like this ***. Users won’t be able to see one complete word until “and”. I wanted to tell a story using all of the words up top, but since users won’t be able to see them I had to get creative. Here is how it came out:
My cousin has always been a real
a****** cavernous region located in you rear parts. He has never been able to get a girl because he always acts like such a d******* sack used to hold fluid in a feminine hygiene product around them. There was one girl I thought he had gotten lucky with because she was a real hobag loose woman. She was always wearing the most s***tacious unflattering and unladylike things and I knew she wanted him. One night at a party I saw her drag him into a room while they were both s***faced highly innebriated. I asked her about it the next day and she said, “This m********* annoying man fell asleep as soon as we got int the room!” That’s when I decided that he was s****ed in dire straits. If I didn’t step in and help, this d***head tip of the male genitalia was going to die a virgin.
So I went home and scraped meagerly gathered up some cash. I was a bit low on funds so I had to sell some of my Norah Jones
al***s discs which contain music to compensate. I went to my cousin’s house, put a blindfold on him, and drove him out to the nearest w****house residence where prostitution is conducted. He almost c***ped defacated in his pants when I took the blindfold off. At first he was scared to go in, but I told him I would kick him in the b**** groin if he didn’t.
When we went in we were greeted by a very straightforward
p*** merchant of sexual intercourse. “Whassup n**** my African American brother, you got my money?” I handed him the cash as my cousin was led away by one of his finest w****s women of the night. An hour later the w**** exotic arts professional came back out. She looked p***ed very annoyed! “All this b**** less than manly man wants to do is talk. I even told him he could do it in my b*** posterior region! Still nothing!”
As my cousin came out all I could do is shake my head and laugh. “You are a real
b**** a** m******** cowardly and pitiful person, but I love you anyway.”
CENSOR THAT XANGA!!!