Some days I’m nice, somedays I’m not.
Some days I’m in a good mood, some days I’m not.
I’m tired (looong week at work) and I’m broke (thanks taxes). Right about now, EVERYTHING annoys me. Everywhere I look I see something else that makes me want to punch a random stranger in the chest. I’m sick of this shit.
I tried to be civil xanga. I really did. I tried using reason but, as my friend Shirlann always reminds me, that can prove to be quite the exercise in futility around here. I tried attacking the problem with humor. It just doesn’t seem to work. It’s time I said exactly what’s on my mind. Names will be named (a few at least), feelings will be hurt, and I will not give a shit either way.
MY ANSWERS TO ALL OF YOUR ANNOYING CRAP!!!
“Teabag Party on my page” – Nice false advertising asshole!
“It’s time for a revolution in this country” – Since when did it become so hard to be white middle class?
“God frowns on the gays” – Shut the fuck up.
“Hey I’m gay. Does that mean God hates me.” – No. Now shut the fuck up.
GreekPhysique – Do you really know it all, or is that just an act?
“I hate the ish sites!” – Really? I didn’t get that from the first million times you said it.
Mancouch – Please consider a name change to
People who complain about people who complain (this includes me I guess) – Mind your damn business hippies.
Anyone who is doing tribute blogs and hasn’t done one for me yet – Get on board or get the hell out!
Rhett and Link – Welcome to xanga. You’re on my turf now bitches.
People who suck at poetry – Just stop it. Just cause something is in poem form does not make it creative… or good.
People who are fed up with xanga – Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.
Matthew Smith – Stop tricking white people. Maybe a consider a name change? How about Malik Shabazz?
Skinny People – I hope you choke on some celery and die.
Fat People – Should you become skinny one day, stay as nice as you were when you were fat.
People who leave me comments like “OMG! I JUST PEED MYSELF A LITTLE I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!” and don’t even bother to rec – Thanks alot you fucking freeloaders.
People who will call me a comment whore for that last comment – Go play in traffic.
AntiSoccermom – Just because no one has complained about her in a couple of days.
“This entry was too long. I just read the title and went straight to the comment section” – That’s cause you have the attention span of an underdeveloped six year old, you blithering idiot.
Edit: To all the cute little puppies and kittens…