Well class. It’s the end of the semester. Time for your final exam…
Class: Xanga Drama
1. What subject has caused the most heated debate this semester?
a) President Obama
2. What became of Jediwa72?
a) She moved to twitter with the rest of the cool kids.
b) Xanga shut down her site after it was learned that she called xanga John a “poopface” in one of her entries.
c) She changed her screen name in an effort to avoid some overzealous trolls.
d) She decided that real life was more interesting than xanga.
5. What was the outcome of the Perez_on_x mess?
a) It was really Perez Hilton
b) Dan the Theologian revealed that he was behind it the whole time.
c) Vanedave revealed that he was behind it the whole time.
d) Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick.
6. What prompted the xanga team to remove a featured weblog from the front page after it had been posted?
a) People were complaining that it sucked.
b) It contained some not so nice remarks about a certain popular xangan.
c) It badmouthed the ish sites.
d) They needed the extra space on the front page for ish site posts.
8. What was Paul_Partisan’s screen name before he turned evil?
9. What was ASM’s message to xanga before she left?
a) I will always hold a special place in my heart for all of you.
b) Don’t stop… Believin’!
c) Get bent xanga!
d) I’m leaving you xanga! And I’m taking the kids, the car, and the plasma TV!!!
10. How come nobody ever gets into it with TheBigshowatUD?
a) Because he’s black.
b) Because people think he’s white.
c) Because he’s a lawyer.
d) All of the above.
Bonus Question: Who the fuck cares?
Alright, pens down. Grades will be given back on Friday. Lets see if anyone wins a prize.