(The title is a work in progress)
If you just started reading me this week (I’ve had quite a few new subscribers), you may think I am sort of a pansy. It’s been all datingish, puppies, and cute babies around here lately. Yeah I’ve been on sort of a run of softness lately, but don’t get it twisted bitches! I am still the badass mofo I’ve always been. I’m just a badass mofo who happens to have nine puppies hanging around is all.
I still eat trolls for breakfast. I still lay my pimphand down with much authority when necessary.
See I know some of you see this whole xangalebity persona and forget that underneath all that is just a Black/Puerto Rican guy from NYC. In case you haven’t heard the stereotype about Puerto Ricans, we carry razors at all times (West Side Story anyone?). Moral of the story being I will cut you if you get too close.
People just can’t stand to see other people functioning as normal adults without trying to tear it down it seems. The Xangans on Film entry was by far one of my favorite entries to do. I am hoping to give readers a chance to really connect with some of my favorite people on here. I always enjoy doing things that make us feel more connected as a community. It’s why I did the Debate Contest, and the Holiday Party, and even the Douchebag Awards.
Contrary to what my name may suggest, I am not all about me (I’ll leave that act to Matt). I believe having too much of a “me” mentality is part of what is bringing our society down. I believe Apple is mostly to blame for this mentality, what with their “I”Pods, and “I” Touches, and “I” Tunes. To me Nintendo has got the right idea. It’s all about “Wii”.
So people, when I ask you to rec it’s not for me. It’s for the COMMUNITY! If you had fun, then share the fun. That’s what I’m really saying.
Note: Curt I am talking to you today. You are my boy and all, but that shit you said in your pulse about Mrsprosa and I was not cool. What the fuck did she ever do to you dude? Please inform me. I have never seen her give anyone on here shit. Seems like you are the one with the hard on here. You like her, but you don’t want her to know so you make snide remarks to mask it. Like in third grade when you pulled a girl’s hair to show her some love. (She’s married dude. Find some other chick’s hair to pull.)
I want to end this rant by saying fuck Kristen Stewart, fuck Kristen Stewart’s “haters”, fuck Twilight, and fuck Zac Effron. Just because.