It has been raining here in New York for about 50 days straight (or so it seems). So I thought to myself, why not bring a little sunshine this way. This week’s installment of Xangans on Film takes us out to sunny California for a chat with the multi-talented MyxlDove. Sit back, relax and enjoy.
The Smoothness feat. Dove and Dave
Dave: How’s it hangin’ man?
Riis: It’s hangin’. Just enjoying this beautiful Cali weather.
Dave: Why are you trying to hurt me? You know it’s been raining non-stop here. You are just a mean person y’know that?
Riis: Quit your crying. Let’s do this.
Dave: How long have you been singing?
Riis: I’ve been singing since I was a little tiny bit of sperm. I wrote my first song at the age of 2 and have been performing professionally since I was 2 and a half.
Dave: Wow. That is impressive.
Riis: Damn right it is! Next question punk.
Dave: Sorry sir. Right away. Who is the better singer, you or your wife?
Riis: What kinda question is that? Me of course!
Mrs. Riis: What did you just say?
Riis: Nothing honey. I was just telling Dave how much better of a singer you are than me.
Mrs. Riis: That’s what I thought! Now I’m going out. Don’t forget to open the window in the baby’s room. It’s hot in there. Capiche?!
Riis: Yes honey. Love you.
Mrs. Riis: I know this. Later.
Dave: Damn. You got pwned!
Riis: Shut yo ass boy!
Dave: I’m just saying. Maybe you should go shut that window before there is trouble over there.
Riis: Maybe you should shut that mouth before there is trouble right here!
Dave: Geez Mo! I thought you were supposed to be all nice and peaceful?
Riis: NOBODY CALLS ME MO DAMNIT!!! You know what. This interview is OVER! I’m out. Oh hold up, everyone be sure to check out The Beautiful Ones. I love you all.
Dave: Wait! I have more questions. Riis? Dove? Myxl? You there?
Dave: Shit. That went well.
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