Maybe I Should Give Porn Another Chance…

…Then again I can’t really look at porn at work.

Maybe I should actually get some work done for a change… No, no. That’s crazy talk.

How about spending more time on facebook? There’s gotta be a reason why so many people spend all of their time on that thing… Then again, these are many of the same people that make Lil Wayne a number one artist.

What are the chances that Myspace is no longer a cyber cess pool… Stupid question right there. Forget I asked.

Twitter could be good. I could follow famous people and be all up in their business… Or I could gouge my eye out with a red hot poker.

Eh fuck it. I give up. Guess I still love this place after all.

32 comments

  1. Wow, you read my mind today. Im so thinking of deleting my Xanga…. sometimes its not worth it…especially since youre still friends with my stalker! weirdo

  2. At least with porn you find people who don’t talk back!  Or say “no”.   (i’m cracking me up big time here!)

  3. Xanga does rock! Twitter  – well. I still not entirely sure what it is! haha….So. I haven’t gotten one. Too many things. Facebook is cool but I can only facebook stalk for so long, then I get bored. Porn is well. Porn.  LOL Hm. Work? ugh. Who wants to do that?! LOL

  4. Guess you’ve done them all …huh! When your getting ready to market, you need to remain open minded. Don’t you think?  Yea ” da space” is dead. haha

  5. I always thought of porn as being hungry and watching someone else eat a pizza… makes no sense to me. I just found out I had a facebook account, thought I’d shut it down, ended up wishing I had.  Face it, Dave, we’re who you love, come on, admit it (chucks you under the chin). 

  6. Porn is hott. What’s not hot about it? Sex sells. It’s the hottest thing now days and yet always been. Porn is harmless. Porn and facebook are two totally different websites. Porn is for sex and facebook is to keep in touch with old friends/classmates. Nice post. Also wanted to add one more thing. Porn is clean and sex outside can be deadly or dirty. Think about it. ahaha yeah facebook can do that to you. I agree. Xanga rox all sites.

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