Well so far we have had some real special moments here on Xangans on Film. We’ve laughed, we’ve cried, we’ve shaken our heads in bewilderment. This week I am departing from the normal one on one web chat interview to bring you something special. So without further ado please enjoy the following video footage of my mini meetup with TheBigShowatUD(Matt) and Mixedbabiesrock(Katie).
Sidenote: As always I have provided written highlights for those who may not be able to access the video.
The New York City Mini-Meet with Matt and Katie
Highlights at a Glance
7:30PM – Dave places call to Matt and Katie; “Hey guys, I’m on my way to the Comedy Club. Show starts at 8. See you there right.
Matt and Katie reply in a text; “Uhh, yeah how bout we just catch the highlights on youtube and forego the whole going to the club part. We want Indian food.”
Dave replies in a text; “Nah that’s cool. No problem at all.” (Hides inner heartbreak.)
8PM – 9:30PM – Dave does show, despite being torn on the inside. He is a trooper after all.
10 – 12PM – Dave (along with his pal Mitch) finally meet with Matt and Katie at a lounge called Slate. They play pool and ping pong while socializing and having some drinks. Dave unleashes his vengeance upon Matt and Katie in ping pong and billiards (well Katie just watched Dave unleash his vengeance, but still she felt it too).
12 – 1:30AM – Random drinking, honking and cursing at cabs, looking for an open liquor store for Matt, and going in circles looking for our next destination.
1:30AM – Arrival at Don Hills. Site of the much hyped “Hot Body Contest.”
1:31AM – First of many drag queen sightings. Matt and I spent most of the night trying to figure out if there were any real women at all in the place.
1:31 – 3AM – So many fun things to talk about at Don Hills. Too ashamed to really go into much detail. I will say that we all had our low moments of the night here at this place.
Katie’s low moment: Well that would be picking this place out to begin with. Swell job Katie!
My low moment: There was a point when I was bragging to Matt that there was actually a hot girl here and she was checking me out. Matt and I had just finished watching her make out with a rather manly lesbian, but still she was definitely eyeing me. Then Katie says that she is pretty sure that she used to be a man. After seeing her in the light we all agreed and my ego was promptly deflated.
Matt’s low moments: This one is a tie. The first for him was going to the bathroom. You do not go to the bathroom in a place like this. Very risky!
The second involved this guy who looked like an older more drugged up version of Will Ferrell’s character from Semi Pro (Seriously, he had the jew fro and the headband and everything. Oh except this guy had nothing but tidy whiteys on.).
Anyways, this guy was probably on ecstasy the whole night. He was just dancing in circles and moving around the club trying to rub up on anything. He was even humping the stage for a while. Well poor Matt didn’t see this guy coming at one point and got about two seconds of rub up before he shrieked in horror and ran away. Katie and I saw him coming, but we were too scared to react in time. We laughed pretty hard at that one.