There’s nothing like when a good conversation gets started up in the comments section of a blog. I am talking about a substantial back and forth, not just one or two replies. My favorite is when this back and forth involves two or more smart asses battling wits to see who can say the best smart ass comment.
I had a few posts last week that had little mini comment wars. I also engaged in a few on other people’s pages. I had so much fun wth those that I decided to give this idea a shot.
This post is strictly about the discussion. Leave a comment and while you’re at it, see if there is anyone in the comments section you feel like sparking up a back and forth with.
– If you are one of the first to comment just say whatever you like. You can say something smart, you can say something that has been on your mind, or you can talk smack to me.
– Rec this so that we can get a real good war going.
– Check back to see how the discussion has progressed and find new comments to pick on.
– Remember, the object is to be a smart ass, not to be a dick.
Okay, that’s about all you need. Hopefully this will stir things up around here a bit. Maybe some of you will meet some new people on here. Or maybe some of you quiet people can use this as an opportunity to show some claws. Who knows?
I’ll start it off.
Against the Grain 
i don’t wanna rec… don’t like that?lets have a war then!
@maniacsicko – If I verbally beat you into submission, will you rec then?I am hoping more and more each day that Jon and Kate die in a freak accident involving a tandem bike, a flock of pigeons, and a papparazzi camera flash. Oh and how was everyone’s fourth of July?
I can’t be witty when asked to be witty. Just some days, I’m all jokes and sarcasm. Other days not so much. *throws a punch for good measure*
Yo mama so fat that when she backs up you hear: Beep, beep, beep…..
@MyxlDove – Random Dave Thought: People from California can kiss my black ass.
@nidan – Lame yeah I know, but it was the first thing I thought of.At least you get a rec off me.
@vanedave – nope, unless you die together with Jon and Kate…. or if you rec my post too, hahaha (evil laugh)
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – Well I am asking you to be witty. Insult Maniacsicko as a punishment for his insubordination. Make fun of him for havng a small “club”.
@vanedave – Yeah, come out to Hollywood and I’ll start a new series, Dave: WAX (Wack A$$ Xangans)? I’ll do a double interview with you and Perez_on_x.
@nidan – you did rec. That almost made up for the headache that momma joke gave me. Oooh how bout this? Yo momma so old that she actually remembers when Nidan’s yo momma joke came out.OOOOOOHHHH SNAP!@maniacsicko – I would gladly sacrifice my life to bring an end to Jon and Kate’s reign of terror. Let me see what you wrote about today.
@nidan – Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem.
This is crap, Dave. I’ve seen better posts on a blog for Paris Hilton’s dog.
@vanedave – you treat me like a light switch. I’m appalled. @maniacsicko – I’m told you have a small club… pathetic. You know what they say about men with small clubs…
@vanedave – hey now…your fans come from CA! T.T
@MyxlDove – ooooooooooooh burn
Abortion is always wrong except in cases where the life of the mother is in danger.
@vanedave – Sorry there’s no way I could possibly top that.@Garistotle – Actually my mama’s self esteem is so low it bumped satan in the head.
@MyxlDove – So you’d be doing a whole series based on a lie. That would ruin your rep man. People would just look at you like “Dave wack? Since when does MyxlDove do drugs? And here I thought he was all wholesome and stuff!” You’d be throwing away your whole goody two shoes reputation just to throw hate my way. WAX does have a nice ring to it though. How bout Dave: WAX (Wise Ass Xangans)?
@Garistotle – Your mother is so fat, it affects her self-esteem, eh? Canadians! Ugh.
@Garistotle – hehe. Simple yet effective. Not bad for a Canadian.
Dave it’s better when there’s legitimate beef between people
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – ooh yeah? haven’t you heard they are adjustible, and can grow a dozen times its size? the person who told you that was purely jealous
@Garistotle – W’sup G… how’s that AOL knock-off comin’? You know… COLD (Canada’s On Line, D@mnit!).
How does it feel knowing that, no matter how well the Mets climb back into the pennant race, they’ll still crash and burn?
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – Did you not offer. You said when asked, so I asked. Nobody likes an Indian giver. @elelkewljay – Oh. Excuse me. Edit that to say Men named Maurice from California.
@radicalramblings – not really… what about cases where the ‘baby’ inside the tummy is an alien waiting to terrorize the world?
@vanedave – Why would the people in California want to kiss your ass?
Sarah Palin is the best things that ever happened to China.
And 9 times out of 10, you get a rec from me. So let’s just consider this my daily constitutional.
@radicalramblings – What about if you knew the baby you were giving birth to would one day grow up to be an executive on TLC and green light a show about a stupid bitch and her stupid ass husband plus their eight stupid ass kids. Would it be okay to abort that baby and spare the world of that show?
@vanedave – C’mon Dave, I live in Los Angeles. “wholesome” is a relative term. Compared to Trump, The Real Housewives of New York and another wack east coaster…ahem, first name Dave, last initial S… I’m as wholesome as June Cleaver.
@maniacsicko – your rec would not be worth effort.
@the_most_interesting_man – hey, that joke scored pretty well if we are grading using the metric system.@MyxlDove – haha. COLD. You are on a roll with these acronyms today.@another_rebel_without_a_cause – Hey man. NOT COOL! I should have put a no Mets bashing clause in the rules. Way to kick a guy while he’s down.
@amygwen – but at least it would have greater impact than a lengthy post from you
@vanedave – what’s the point of kicking a man at all if he’s not already down.
@woodrowwilson – Sarah Palin can have my baby anytime, anywhere.@Laryssa – lol. My daily constitutional sounds like a bowel movement. Eeew gross!
@maniacsicko – You know what they say about men with expandable clubs? They’re full of bull!@vanedave – I SAID I can’t turn it on when asked. Geez. Pay attention!
@radicalramblings – @maniacsicko – @amygwen – What about cases where we knew the baby would grow up to be maniacsicko?
@maniacsicko – Man, I started laughing too hard.
@vanedave – Don’t sleep. There’s at least 217 of us in Cali… and we all know how to do drive-bys. lol
@vanedave – You may have a point there.
@MyxlDove – yeah but no one likes a liar. Even though lying is standard procedure for your neck o’ the woods. You better not fall into anymore bad west coast habits. First your slandering me, next thing you’ll be carrying around a purse with a chihuahua in it.
@vanedave – haha, nasty! That’s why people in Cali won’t have anything to do with your ass!Random question while bowel movements are on the table though: Several of my guy friends have said that they just cannot imagine girls pooping, and when they do they are just freaked out. In your experience, is that widespread with guys?
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – yeah, feel the bull power!
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – lol. I was reading too fast. Or maybe I was trying to annoy you and bring the smart ass out to play.
@vanedave – OMG OMG OMG!! not another maniacsicko!! there’s only one place for a handsome genius charming super hot guy like me in this universe!!
@the_most_interesting_man – That one is a Hank Hill (and hence: Texan) classic. Nothing Canadian about it.
@amygwen – yeah, i know, because you just read my hillariously funny post right!
@Laryssa – Well some, like Riis for example, are the type of sick pervs that like to picture things like that. It’s all part of the Hollywood vibe. I think most don’t really want to think about it though. Personally I don’t give a crap about it either way (Get it? Give a crap? No?)
@vanedave – Maybe they can get John Franco out of the old folks home and back in the bullpen. They might win something with the geriatric.
I’m not witty tho. 😦
@vanedave – Hahaha! Yeah, and this from a man who’s stand up is built on the fact that he owns a poodle. Dude, just face it… no matter how gangsta you try to make it, you gets NO STREET CRED with a poodle. A Rot… a Boxer… a G. Shepherd… even a frickin’ Basset Hound, yes! But a poodles gets your ghetto pass REVOKED. lol
Somebody has to laugh at you. Most other girls throw heavy objects.
@another_rebel_without_a_cause – If John Franco can hit then we’ll take him. Hey at least we’re close enough to first to be made fun of. The Astros are so out of it that no one even bothers to ridicule them.LUNCH BREAK!!! DON’T GO TALKING ABOUT ME WHILE I’M EATING. YOU CHEEKY BASTARDS YOU!
Definitive proof there is a god: ME!! Now bow down and worship me you pigs. Mwwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!
There’s a small scuffle happening on my latest post today….:)
I’m going to be completely irritating and just leave some eProps.
@maniacsicko – Yeah and I’m gonna grab you by the horns and throw you down! Oooh whatcha gonna do now?@vanedave – Oh. It is on. I’m so annoyed with your lack of literacy skillz and inability to read that I’m going to insult your momma now. Here it goes:Yo momma is so fat.That is all.
Im smartur then al uf u!
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – so are you saying you like me to be the one below?
I’m better than all of you put together. It’s quite obvious.
@vanedave – At least we’re 4 games out in a tough conference. What does the East have? Oh, right, cheesesteak chompin idiots, marlins, and a has been team that not even Bobby Cox can fix. Good luck keeping it close enough to break everybody’s heart in September. it would really suck if yall fell apart before then.Meet the Mets! Meet the Mets!Step right up and beat the Mets!Bring your kiddies, and bring your wife!They’ll beat the Mets to within an inch of their life!Because the Mets are really dropping the ball!They’ve got their backs up against the wall!
@womansofa – We wouldn’t be surprised if you’re well upolstered.
@vanedave – Dave, you just openned a big can of whoop-ass….(and dang…it’s as smelly as it sounds….close the lid, will ya? or at least flush)
@another_rebel_without_a_cause – you wouldn’t happen to be a dodgers fan, would ya?
I don’t know how to be a smart butt without being a jerk.
@maniacsicko – pervert 😛
@MyxlDove – you might be able to do drive bye’s…but having enough gas to get across country will be the biggest challenge….unless “business” is good….or you stop by every taco bell on the way.(snag me a burrito while you’re at it…and pick Dave up a real dog)
@x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – what?? you are the one that grab me by the horn!!
@edlives – Ever since the Central division was created, I haven’t had to cheer for a single team in the NL Worst. It’s easy to be 7.5 games in front when you play the Giants, Padres, D-Backs, and Rockies.
@maniacsicko – *horns* learn to read, you. You’re the one full of bull.
@maniacsicko – @x_Butterflies_and_Hurricanes_x – sounds like she tested you, and the test results were “epic fail”
@another_rebel_without_a_cause – I’m glad I don’t follow baseball teams that much. My dad’s a dodgers fan, my brother is an orioles fan.
@MyxlDove – You can’t really laugh at him for having a poodle. Your favourite colour is pink, and youve got that whole ‘sensitive man’ crap going on. How much gayer can you get? Your street cred is zero, except on gay street. Disclaimer: I in no way have any problem/issues with gay people.
@vanedave – Ha! Don’t get mad at me just because Vivid Video wouldn’t buy your “accidental” sex tape. Stuffed animals, pink glitter and poptarts, Dave?? That’s just bizarre.
@happyworld_ofharibo – My favorite color in NOT Pink. I said I liked the recording artist, Pink. And don’t even get me started on England. That whole country lacks street cred.
@edlives – It’s *upholstered*.Thanks.Not.
lol This is a failure to top all failures! It kinda hurts my sense of Xanga-pride to read it….
X_X Dave’s gonna get bunches o’ credits for this.Nice.
@womansofa – hehehe…good to know someone can spell… 🙂
@theacematt2 – @MyxlDove – and a new dog…if Myxl can make it across country.
@vanedave – Oooh, wits you have. Although you lost me with the whole Palin having your babies thing. I guess we all have the shortcomings. Why is it that Xanga is so often the medium through which those shortcomings shine?
@edlives – Told you I was better than all of you!
@yourkbear – People ask me how I haven’t lost my pride after seeing some of what gets featured. This, is nothing.
@womansofa – So, in terms of humility…your the best, right?
@edlives – I’m just better in general. You know? Like as in the world better.*you’re
@theacematt2 – You wonder how he comes up with it. And you almost want to punch his face, but then you realize A. He’ll probably bring the heat in return, and B. …Well, he thought of it, didn’t he?
You’ve just put me on the spot. I can’t think of anything smart to say.
@MyxlDove – England INVENTED street cred, we are in fact the world proclaimed masters of it. Our men can even like pink (both the colour and the artist) without even losing one tiny point of their street credness, because that is how awesome we are. Its not our fault that you Americans have brains the size of a pea and therefore had to be discarded. If you would actually get off your fat asses and do something productive with your lives then maybe we could consider you street cred worthy.
@Laryssa – lol That is a VERY good point! I have tried to be featured, but I failed epically. So, apparently I’m bad compared to some of the stuff they feature… That kinda hurts my feelings!
@womansofa – maybe at spelling and grammar…still waiting on the rest.
@edlives – No, I know I’m the best. i just am. No questions added or needed.
@womansofa – still need to prove it here…but good to know you are in your own mind.
@edlives – I’m all over the world, I don’t know what it is you want to imply, wait, I do. I’m better. That’s that. Lol.
@womansofa – ok…so you’re all over the world, huh? Does that mean your vanedave’s mom?
Screw the whole lot of you! I am buying my own island and banning all of you. MUHAHAHAHA!
@edlives – I’m all over the universe. Vanedave’s mom, huh?No. I’m just awesome and, mainly, the best. I’m like the Big Bang.
@sarahb_86 – Screw you!!
@Laryssa – Truth. You end up with a “Damn…. that guy.. what a smart one he is”
@sarahb_86 – need someone to invest with you?@womansofa – wow…the big bang huh? whew…so many one-liners…which one to choose now….
I’d rather do the Hokey Pokey Dave.
@edlives – I created it all. One-liners. Pfft. Puh-lease.
@happyworld_ofharibo – Go suck on a crumpet ya tea sippin limey
@MyxlDove – Say that shit to my poodle’s face! I dare you!@Lynnjynh9315 – what a sinister laugh that was!@edlives – lol. Shameless self promotion. *goes to look*@ModernBunny – Fine! All your friends are just going to have to miss out.@another_rebel_without_a_cause – I don’t have to take this kind of abuse from a man whose team only sent a washed up recovering steroid addict to the All Star game.
@womansofa – wow, you created it all? then I have something to “return to sender”….oh, it’s your ass. It got rejected by the guys at that big bang you created.
@happyworld_ofharibo – I think something may have been lost in translation. I’m talking about Street Cred, not Cobblestone Capers. The only thing England ever invented was cure for common sense, cause it’s been eradicated throughout the country.
Hmm, smack talk. *Gives it a try*Seems pretty pointless to read you now that we have the_most_interesting_man around, who, after all, inspired you.
@womansofa – I bet you would. 😀@edlives – Only if you are a pirate or a ninja or some weird combination of the two.
@vanedave – Your poodle couldn’t handle all this Cali magnificence. All I’d have to do is say “sunshine” and it’ll pee on your foot. lol
@milubbles – prove it. What is the square root of the hypotenuse of an isosceles right triange whose are is 90?@edlives – how about a courtesy spray?@Fairywife – okay then. Jerk away.@happyworld_ofharibo – haha. @MyxlDove – Yeah! What she said!
@sarahb_86 – arrrrggghhh matey… 🙂
@MyxlDove – I give you BANSKY!http://weburbanist.com/2009/07/05/amazing-artwork-from-banksy-vs-bristol-museum/He alone gives England cred.
@edlives – ROFL!!!
@vanedave – Hahahahaha. I really can’t do anything but laugh at “jerk away.” Wait. Did you just come on to me? I’M TELLING MY HUSBAND!!!
Also, can’t we all just get along???Oh wait, nevermind, There is no fun in that.
@sarahb_86 – this is all in good fun…we roast the one’s we love. Now, where’s my blowtorch.
@sarahb_86 – I’ll give him props… Banksy is good. But that only makes up for maybe 10% of the English population. The other 90% are wuss rejects.
@sarahb_86 – I know you would!!!!
@MyxlDove – @sarahb_86 – c’mon, that’s at least 20% – look who gave us the link?
@yourkbear – hey don’t turn your nose up at us damnit! I FOUNDED THE XANG-ELITISTS! THERE IS NO BIGGER XANGA SNOB THAN ME!!!@theacematt2 – eh. I always end up giving them away anyways.@Laryssa – What? It’s purely superficial. She’s hot.@theacematt2-@Laryssa – And this is whyLaryssa is wise beyond her years.@SimplyNita – just look through the comments and pick on someone who said something stupid. You can start with yourself.@edlives – Hey, hey. How’d my mom get into your debate?@sarahb_86 – ooh can I come to the island?
@edlives – How do you know what my behind looks like, are you some sort of molesting pervert?
@womansofa – Nope. Not my style. 🙂@vanedave – Be you a pirate, ninja, or bellydancer?
@vanedave – @womansofa said she’s all over the world….(it was an open invite)
@edlives – Wait, what the hell are we talking about? Bansky?
@sarahb_86 – Yeah, you would. Unfortunately, I don’t roll that way, sorry.
@womansofa – rumors…darn those rumors…ok, I admit it, the guys at the big bang told me.
@MyxlDove – 😀
@edlives – I made them.The guys and they started the rumors. Yes, I’m THAT great.
@sarahb_86 – yeah, that’s the dude.
@womansofa – Nope. Taken. 🙂 I don;t cheat either. 🙂
@sarahb_86 – You’d still be unfaithful.
@womansofa – hahahahahaha….
@edlives – Gotcha. Too many damn convos going here and I lost track. lol
@edlives – I’m too good for you.
@womansofa – Nope.
@vanedave – Yes, it is true. You ARE the biggest Xanga snob. However, you are NOT a good enough writer to be so vain….
@sarahb_86 – Yes you would.
@Jaynebug – I don’t blame you. That is a fun dance.@PaytonFamily – LIES!!! He wishes he could take credit for me. All my comedy was inspired by Al Gore.@MyxlDove – You would have no shot against my poodle’s thug nastiness. My poodle = LAPD, you = Rodney King.@Fairywife – haha. no need for that.@sarahb_86 – Hey i might have to block you if you continue with this get along talk.
@womansofa – You a dude or a chick?
@womansofa – I give it to ya – good one.
@vanedave – Wtf? NOOOO!!!!
@womansofa – Yep. Molesting pervert sounds like Joel to me.@sarahb_86 – What a coincidence. I just so happen to be a bellydancing ninja-pirate!
@vanedave – There’s no such thing as an isocolese, right triangle. Plus, you didn’t spell triangle right.Pwned!!!By a teen! Bahahaha!!!
@vanedave – Well, then welcome aboard! rofl.
@vanedave – Fine. Fine.
@vanedave – You know, of course, that I am going to need proof of the bellydancing?
@womansofa – Not that it matters because either way, no.
@yourkbear – First off, I am vain for many more reasons than just the fact that I am an AWESOME writer. Secondly, I am more than good enough to be the most conceited, arrogant son of a bitch on xanga! SHOW YA RIGHT!!!
And…..I win this.
@sarahb_86 – You know you want me, I’m all pink and sofa-ey.
@sarahb_86 – You win nothing. NOTHING.
@womansofa – I’m sorry, I don’t fuck couches.
@vanedave – Sure, if you use the word awesome loosely. Very, VERY loosely.
@womansofa – I win everything. You fail with your sofa-ness.
@sarahb_86 – Why does it even matter???
@milubbles – It was a trick question. You passed. Okay, one more test question then. You are cruising along xanga minding your own business. You come across a post and decide to click on it and see what’s going on. All of a sudden, in the blink of an eye, you are caught in a comment war with vanedave. What do you do hotshot? WHAT DO YOU DO?@sarahb_86 – can’t you just take my word for it?
@sarahb_86 – But you do on them! @sarahb_86 – You fail at life, and you don’t hear ME complaining.
@womansofa – Cause if you are a chick, most definety not. That’s why. @vanedave – Nope.
@sarahb_86 – Ahh come on. Who among us hasn’t fucked a couch once or twice in their day?@yourkbear – I don’t joke around about being awesome. I take my awesomeness very seriously.
@womansofa – lol, this might be true, but no.@womansofa – Also this might be true but I am not complaining either. 😀
@vanedave – A washed up recovering steroid user who is leading the league in hits, thankyouverymuch. oh, and Hunter Pence. Who did you send? Oh, a crippled “five tool” Boras boy and David Wright. No thanks, I’ll keep the talent for a fraction of the price. How’s that $119 million contract taste?
@vanedave – Kinda like you?
@vanedave – Apparently, me. Also, apparently not you.
@vanedave – Yes, but you are mistaken in thinking that you HAVE an awesomeness.
Is there a way to cheat and rec this AGAIN? It’s too fun.
@edlives – Also, just for knowing Bansky, you get to come on the island. No questions asked. 🙂
Forgot to rec. lol
Also, are we all this fucking bored? lol
@sarahb_86 – awesome!@yourkbear – wait, dave does have awesomeness….he got it at discount from @MyxlDove
@sarahb_86 – I’m not so bored, now. But I do need to get back to work.I’m going to chill out with the BFN Chatroom now.
@edlives – Discount awesomeness is HARDLY awesomeness at all. It’s like…wanna-be-awesomeness!
@yourkbear – never said it was pure awesomeness.
@edlives – Me either. 😀
@vanedave – What would I do?I’d throw my shoe at you, duh. Perhaps even that sofa. I’d also throw a super-ninja- mango- tomato- flying-pig-chipmunk- ninja-ninja-thingy-triangle- vain- karate- ninja- fruit cake- kitty- dog- elephand- Kool-Aid- dude at your smoking, cigar face.
@yourkbear – I’ll take that as an admission of my awesomeness.@milubbles – well. You just lost smart points right there. The smart thing to do would be to shit your pants and run away. @sarahb_86 – lol. Yes. Apparently so. Or maybe we are all that interesting?
@vanedave – But do you Hokey Pokey too? Do you have a Pokeyin style? Would Dave Hokey Pokey in public?
@vanedave – I am willing to go with that. 😀
@vanedave – Right. I’d shizz my pants, if I had any and Al Pacino was my father.You wish. No shatting or sharting, EVER!
@vanedave – Well, yeah. I just had to PRETEND to not find you to be awesome for the sake of argument.
@milubbles – I’m just saying, that would be the wise thing to do. It shows me that you fear me and prevents me from whooping that ass.
Everyone here should get AIDS, Cancer, and raped.Violently.
@vanedave – PS. Just the fact that you can keep up with all these comments is pure awesomeness.
@Jaynebug – Dave is a G. He’ll hokey poke wherever he damn well pleases. Oh and my pokein style is sexy pokein.
@yourkbear – yeah. I am getting tuckered out! lol.@Schristian – Is it even possible to get AIDS and Cancer? That’s just not fair.
@vanedave – lol So call it off. It was fun while it lasted, but, really, how long can a fake argument carry on?
@vanedave – If it’s possible, let it happen. Damnit.I could up the ante and throw on herpes and syphilis.
@Schristian – no, no. I’ll take the other stuff. Just leave my dick out of this.
@yourkbear – I think I’ll just watch for a while. I have to go do some work for a minute anyways.
@vanedave – That’s what SHE said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@vanedave – @Schristian – It’s true. That IS what she said!!
@yourkbear – Really?! Ouch! Lawlschwitz!
@MyxlDove – Why would I want ‘common’ sense? I am unique, my sense is my own, and infinitely better then your sense, since your sense is also shared by several other thousand retarded americans.@another_rebel_without_a_cause – Excuse me, but I don’t actually sip my tea. I wait till its lukewarm and then I down it all in one. I don’t have time to sit around sipping it, because I unlike lazy Americans such as Riis (and possibly you, I havent yet had the time to find out if you are American, but with a silly name like that, why would I bother?) actually do something called work. @vanedave – Thanks for the support
@vanedave – Have you actually been told it’s sexy pokenyin or is that just your opinion. Would you be damn well pleased to doing some pokeyin just out of the blue, or do you have to be…let see…asked to perform?
@edlives – Dave’s awesomeness is merely the run off of my super-magnficence. lol@happyworld_ofharibo – Yeah, right… “unique” is what people say to cover up shortcomings, such as being English. You’ve got a country full of “unique” people over there. Continue to wallow in your uniqueness, while us Americans do things like… spell correctly (WTH is “colour”??)… and make movies the world wants to see. What’s the last English movie that even made a dent worldwide?? What… Love Actually?? No, no… Monty Python. You and John Cleese got all kinds of uniquities.
@vanedave – Yeah, Dave… I’ve met your poodle: Dave’s Poodle Nothin’ a little butter & salt can’t handle.
@Jaynebug – Oh ask around about my pokein. You will see that it is much more than just my opinion. Also, I sometimes take pokein requests. I get alot of requests too because my pokein is just that sexy! @happyworld_ofharibo – @MyxlDove – I am thoroughly enjoying this re-enactment of the Revolutionary War you two are putting on.
@MyxlDove – The only reason the many many brilliant English films didn’t make a dent over there is because you are all too stupid to understand any of it. Do you realise in the Kiera Knightley movie of Pride and Prejudice they had to make a new ending JUST for the Americans. Apparantly you are all too brainless to be able to cope with a subtle ending insinuating a happy ending, you had to have a big vomit-makingly slushy ending to spell it out in black and white that, yes, they did live happily ever after. Is it our fault that your brains are so tiny that you can only cope with movies like High School Musical and A Walk to Remember? And for the record, the world does want to see our movies. America doesn’t actually make up the entire world, there are many other countrys, which you would know if you stopped being so darn arrogant.As for the spelling, our spelling was around way before your spelling. And do you know why you took out the extra ‘u’s’? Because you are all too simple. Its because of you Americans that the world will soon be speaking in text language. Why spell correctly when you can make everything into a one letter word!
@vanedave – I’m enjoying it too, thankyou for providing a place for it to be done lol
I leave for a while to fulfill some babysitting duties and return to this vast confusion. Dang.
Comment 200?
@happyworld_ofharibo – You know something else the English are known for? VERBOSITY. Look it up, it’ll make you smarter than at least half of your countrymen. Are you sure you want to use Kiera Knightly, aka the Twigstress, as proof of quality films? You’d be better off referencing Benny Hill. I will give you credit for stating America does not make up the entire world. Progress in English education, I see. Are they finally teaching you the world is not flat?
@vanedave – This must be what you were referring to in the original post. All these other posers can’t come close. lol
@MyxlDove – If you actually bothered to read what I said, then you would know that I was not using Kiera Knightley as proof of quality films. I was merely illustrating the American need for an additional ending indicating the fact that Americans are lacking in intelligence. And do you have a problem with verbosity? Or can your slow American brain not take in so many words? Do you need me to speak more simply for you? Americans are stupid. The End.
@Laryssa – you got it. Comment 200!
@MyxlDove – yeah. You guys are winning this. lol.
Where the hell is Paul? Probably still working on his Queen Elizabeth story.
@happyworld_ofharibo – Ha! “American’s are stupid.” How elementary of you. Is that the newest propoganda you tell your kids to keep them from copying our fashion, music, culture and cinema?? Your first error is thinking that anyone in America actually WATCHED Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility… Wallace & Grommit and any of the other slew of crappy English films with an ubiquitous Ampersand in the title. You know what we consider the best part of any English film? The end credits.
gay.
@MyxlDove – Figures.
@kkraziemoonn – you know what’s gay? People who leave comments that just say gay.
I prefer not to waist my preshus tyme comenting on blogs as laim as yourins.
Yea, Dave what’s up with you knockin your CA fan club? That’s just not nice. I guess I’ll just have to take your name out of the Miss California pageant then.
@lizheartshakespeare – But I could’ve won the Miss California pageant. My gay people jokes would have given me the edge for sure!
@MySecretLoveAffair – lol. Your spelling is almost as perfect as your face.
@MyxlDove – If it weren’t for the fact that it is nearly 10pm and I am already half asleep I would respond with a comment that would cut you in two. Luckily for you, it’s late (ish) and I am tired. So we will just agree that I have won and be done with it.
@happyworld_ofharibo – Sounds like someone’s finally yielding to American superiority, to me. It’s all good. Sleep well, Claire. No love lost here.
@MyxlDove – Someone might be yielding to ‘American superiority’ but that someone is certainly not me. You must be confusing me with someone else.I re-iterate, I won. Deal with it Mo. I will sleep well in the knowledge that I am the best. Teehee, night night Riis
ok, i got lost in the convos a long ways back. how about this one: baseball sucks.
@vanedave – no, no you’ve got it all wrong. Only Perez is allowed to make those jokes. Otherwise its considered hate speech. Sheesh, I’m glad I pulled you out of the competition. You’d have never made it past the bathing suit portion.
@radicalramblings – Oh, and when is the life of the mother in danger?
I looked back at all the comments, and Dave: I’m lost; I quit!
@vanedave – Whoa there NYC man!!! Do NOT disrespect the Californians!!!
Eh, go on without me. I would never stoop so low. 🙂
hmm… i’m really not sure where to jump in on this.
Everyone that replies is a loser except for me. /gigglegiggle.
When I read little comment wars I either find myself amused or annoyed by people’s stupidity.
@TheBigShowAtUD – I know the feeling. I went through about three pages of this and then felt like I walked in right as the DJ announced the last song for the night. Lame. 😛
Ha, there we go. That’s my in–DAVE! This comment war is LAME!
Oh, never mind…
And to think instead of reading this I could have been having my toenails plucked out with a rusty pair of pliers instead@TheMarriedFreshman – @TheBigShowAtUD – Lame indeed!
@MyxlDove – Uhhh… I’m 100% American and I *love* the A&E versions of nearly all Jane Austen’s books (especially “Persuasion”) and I’m instilling the love for Wallace & Gromit into my children. Britain entertainment can totally divert me.
I’m going to rec this, but not leave a comment.Sorry man.
I hate New York City and all of its sports teams. Got a problem with that?
I leave the internet for a date and what happens? Yankee-Limey smackdown.Damn.
@AnamcharaConcepts – @TheMarridFreshman – YOUR FACE IS LAME!!! (Aww snap, good comeback Dave!)@raiderjester – but you just left a comment.@another_rebel_without_a_cause – did you admit to your date that you support Dominican steroid users.
@TheBigShowAtUD – you never were one of the sharpest ones around here.
here’s my response to dis post: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDmBp7dLtU
hey my name is amanda will you be my friend i invite you to my xanga talk to you soon.
@TheMarriedFreshman – It’s okay, I won’t hold your love of British garba…erm, films against you. So I take it, no baby yet, eh?
I have no idea what the point of this is but thought id stop buy and leave a comment for what it is worth anyway. In Christs LoveMichelle~
@vanedave – oh gawd. i don’t have time for leaving you more comments!
@raiderjester – ARGH DAG NABBIT.okay, i’m being lamer than lame. i’m done!
@vanedave – Don’t tempt me!
As a general rule… I avoid your blogs, Dave. But this… was a good idea, and I had a lot of laughs reading not even half of the comments. You should do this more often!
@vanedave – Work that into your act and show me the pokeyin your poking in my face now.
@vanedave – Well, of course. that was a pre-requisate. I’m looking forward to seeing how Ollie Perez does against Manny. What’s his ERA? 9.50?You’re just jealous that the old man can come down from the juice and still be one of the highest performing batters in the league while fastboy Reyes is stuck on the DL.
I believe that Dave started this because he’s too bored, he has NOTHING creative to do…and besides, y’all can’t BEAT me! I have stirred so much stuff here in Xanga. I should have some kind of credit.Heh.
@Paul_Partisan – I wonder what I can do to make you stop hating me. But eh. I know there’s nothing I can do….Or maybe there is….I just have to find it.
@vanedave – Hey! Don’t ever say that to BigShow! I like him. I’m so gonna kick your ass for thinking he’s not sharp! Hhhmph!
@MyxlDove – I have not finished reading all of this, but “Ha! Don’t get mad at me just because Vivid Video wouldn’t buy your “accidental” sex tape. Stuffed animals, pink glitter and poptarts, Dave?? That’s just bizarre.” is FTW!
This made me laugh! Sorry Dave, I got nothin. Other than you can kiss my ass first! Punk.
@storyslut – You shoulda stuck with the unedited version of that comment. Now you just sound like a whimp. Oh wait, that’s cause you’re a whimp.
@dirtbubble – nah. Not particularly. I would tell you to kiss my ass even if you liked all NYC sports teams.@mr_faust – Hmm. Sort of what I feel every time I visit your page.@Michellereneewrites4Christ – Okay I know in Christ’s love is sort of your signoff, but it goes against the whole spirit here. We’re supposed to be playfighting here.@Passionflwr86 – What the fuck do you avoid my blog for? I am generally even more awesome than this.@Jaynebug – My pokeyin is too sexy to be comical.
@another_rebel_without_a_cause -Speaking of DL, how’s that Mike Hampton prediction you made holding up. He lasted longer than I thought. Gotta give him credit.@c_jamaica – I made this just so I could whoop all of the people like you who think they can mess with me. That includes your boyfriend Matt.
@Paul_Partisan – dude. I didn’t even see this comment. I was looking for you too. It is better, but I didn’t feel like stirring up any real shit today. You gotta let the real beef come natural sometimes. You can’t always create it.
@maniacsicko – obviously you know nothing about nothing. psh. kids these days.
You are a brilliant self-promoter.Also, I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU.
@vanedave – Too slow Dave. You should have told me to kiss your ass last night rather than tell me you would today. You’re just too busy preening for your teenage admirers to take us all on. I rec’d this blog for that?
ryc: my bot meant well, but dropped the ball with the poor grammar. yours is just a liar.
you are a comment whore.
@CallMeQuell – I really wasn’t even thinking of the self promotion when I did this. Now that you mention it though, I am pretty brilliant.@TheBigShowAtUD – Mine knows me better than yours knows you. She said I am so awesome that she has been afraid to approach me. I am pretty intimidating.@dirtbubble – Look I got alot of people to insult around here. Sorry if you had to wait a little bit for me to get around to belittling you. I assure you the wait was not because of a lack of material. Trust me, you provide plenty of fodder for me to joke on. @kim – Why? Just because I make one little post that is strictly about the comments? Is that the standard for being a whore nowadays?
I love you.
@vanedave – Oh… so that wasn’t you I saw standing on the corner asking for comments? hehe.
@kim – How bout we keep that between us? Sound good?
@Men_Dream_of_Flying – Well. I am pretty lovable.
@vanedave – Keep fishing, joke-boy. I think you’ve been over to my blog once since I’ve been here. All those underage readers must be keeping you pretty busy.(Am I being a dick yet? Let’s try not to elevate to “yo mama” ok).
@vanedave – He’s doing better than Oliver Perez. Did you see that web gem last night?The old man has his stuff back. Too bad can’t go back to your winning ways. After all Dave, you need to have been a winner to go back to it.
@vanedave – Ha! I did chicken out. I failed trash talk school.
@vanedave – Well then…I may just have to come to NY to see that my friend.
@vanedave – Oh yeah, well my soon-to-born baby is going to be CUTER THAN YOUR PUPPIES! Ha!
@MyxlDove – No baby yet, but maybe if I get mad enough??? Ha, as if you could make me mad…
@TheMarriedFreshman – Hmm, let’s see. Am I going to sink to insulting your unborn baby? I do not like being provoked!
@vanedave – Ha! Matt’s not my boyfriend. He’s just a friend I happen to admire. And I admire you as well. And I can always mess with you, Dave because I know that you’re okay with it. It’s all just good fun.
@vanedave – Ha, well this is a comment war, and therefore all’s fair… Say what you really think, Dave. Go on. I dare ya.
@vanedave – I know.