Things have been a tad heavy around here lately. I thought I would lighten things up a bit.
I was driving home the other day when I pulled up to a red light. One of the bumper stickers on the car in front of me really caught my eye. It read as follows:
If You Lost Your Cat…
…Try Checking Under My Tires!
Messed up right? I thought that was kind of a jerk bumper sticker to have. However I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw that it was right next to a bumper sticker that read “Jesus is Love! “
What the hell kind of confused ass individual owns that car anyway? Since I saw that car I’ve been paying particular attention to bumper stickers all week. Here are a few other weird combos I’ve come across:
Honk if Your Horny + My Child is an Honor Student at North Valley Stream Elementary
Proud Member of the NRA + Gay Pride Flag
Beware Bitch Behind Wheel + Baby on Board
and finally, the one I am sure to catch the most slack for…
Black and Proud + McCain/Palin 08′