I had one of those nights last night. Just messed up in every regard. So messed up that there was no way in hell that it wasn’t going to carry over into today. Consequently, I am having one of those days.
I feel like the world is crashing down on my shoulders right now. Just when I thought I had things figured out in my life, for at least a solid five minutes, everything gets tossed around like shit in a monkey cage.
Now I am stuck at work and fucking miserable, and everything is getting on my last nerve. Everytime someone speaks I just want to smack them. No good reason for it, I just really want to smack someone. I find myself wishing I could just go to some empty field somewhere and scream as loud as I can for as long as I need.
But being that I live in New York, and that I am at work right now, I have no empty field. However, I do have xanga. So here is how you can help me out guys. Be my punching bag.
I am offering you guys an opportunity here. A chance to get insulted by a genuine New York City standup comedian. Some of you will never have another chance like this again. So here is what I need.
Leave any comment on this blog and I will reply with an insult. Seriously, you could just say “hi”.
Don’t worry I won’t go for the jugular (well at least not for most of you). I hope you all put on your thick skin today, cause I could really use this therapy today.
Note: Also this post could really help balance out all the cuteness going on around here this week. Balance is important!