I really shouldn’t be blaming white people for this, but in my experience the only people I’ve seen guilty of what I am about to discuss are fat white ladies. So before I go any further, let’s just acknowledge the fact that I am ignorant to the fact that people who belong to other ethnic groups do this.
Now with that out of the way, I have a question for all you white people;
How is it that Michael Vick got sentenced to two years in FEDERAL PRISON for abusing dogs and yet we allow shit like this to go unpunished?
WTF???!!!
The man gets a public flogging, loses a 135 million dollar contract (plus another hefty contract from Nike), has to do community service for like the rest of his life, and yet we say nothing to whoever is doing things like this to animals?
See! It’s a fat white lady!
Then to make matters worse, these people even get rewarded for abusing their poor dogs in this manner! Has no one from PETA heard about these competitions yet?
Look at that shit! A plaque and a trophy! That dog looks miserable!
I’ll go one further and bet you that this broad right here is probably head of the PETA chapter for her county! She was probably the first one to protest when Vick got out of jail! Some fucking nerve she has!
I CAN’T STOP USING EXCLAMATION POINTS! I AM SO ANGRY!!!
This blatant hypocrisy needs to end people. Whoever this bitch is, I move that we take all her money, beat her in public, and then rescue these poor dogs so we can give them a normal haircut. As many of you know, I am a standard poodle owner myself. It breaks my heart when I have to look at things of this nature.
This ain’t right I tell ya! It’s an insult to dog lovers and Ninja Turtle fans everwhere!
This is a call to action people. I can’t go at this alone. If you are aware of one of these abusive fat white ladies in your neighborhood then come forward and put a stop to their evil deeds.
Help me raise awareness.These dogs are counting on us!
Against the Grain 
dude dont blame us crackers for that shit. it is our white women who do that.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT this is funny, ho man I was NOT expecting this when I read the title ahahahahahahaha
I also don’t do anything to my pets beyond having a lil’ bit o’ bling on their collars, ahaha
thanks for making me aware. for the most part, in the eccletic community that i live in, the animals are treated fairly. but i will be on the lookout for the “fat white people” syndrome and point out the obvious flagrant foul.
That is a very good point, I was a ninja turtles fan, and boy am I upset/
lol @ ninja turtle
That is sick, just sick….
Oh man… My dog would kill me in my sleep if I tried putting a hat on him, let alone do an atrocity like the ones above…
Oh, wow. I know people that do that, and I tell them how ridiculous their animals look on a regular basis.
WOW. I have never seen anything like that. Creepy.Fat white women do the craziest shit.
Oh.My.God.I can promise you Dave, I would never ever….ever… do that to a dog… holy crap.
poor pups. cute, but horriblely dreadful.i actually saw sever of those on an AOL article last night 😉
That is just too creepy.
How is that woman in the last photo carrying her dog with one hand… by it’s head?! I am sooo confused.
That’s not right but the Ninja turtle dog made me laugh. lol
Lmao – not what I expected.And yes, this is pretty retarded.
Disturbing.
The Ninja Turtle one is funny. Not a big fan of Poodles but this is torture. && PETA is dumb. they want to rid households of all “domestic” animals and put them back in the wild. >_>
haha,,,I love the peacock one…
I totally agreee!! This is so funny =)
that is so wrong. rec’ing this.
That’s just WRONG!! But that last one has got to be fake…she is using one hand!
I’ll bet those women have paintings of Elvis on black velvet, too. Yikes.
II’m not the biggest fan of poodles (don’t shoot me) but I wouldn’t even wish this act upon my enemies poodle. I just…don’t understand the appeal.
BTW- It makes me wonder about the old saying of How ppl start looking like their dogs?
@saintvi – I bet they do..but see my comment question inside the mini. LOL
OMG the cover of that magazine is comedy gold.I don’t get it either. I am a white lady and I would never dye my dog.
LMAOI agree with you 100% man. Their fat asses should be locked up or at least fined heavily.
haha. I hate to say it but the Ninja Turtle one is pretty sweeett.
I feel so sorry for the dogs my god poor creatures who have to live with those crazy ladies.
Michael Vick, i think, had an enemy or two. When they pile on federal time like that out of proportion that’s usually the case. Since i’m a Falcons fan i didnt like it much either, and i love animals as much as anyone else.
Awww poor lil doggies.
I wonder what fat white lady used to own Dennis Rodman.
@OhItWontBeForever – it’s standing on a table… lolThis is insane!!! Didn’t Paris Hilton dye her dog pink or something ??
Good god… what an abomination.
@Paul_Partisan – you need to talk to your women Paul.@haloed – yep. That is sort of the effect I wanted.@rhiannonator – I know right. Leonardo was a proud leader. That shit is just pitiful right there.@LonerB – haha. I don’t know how the hell this lady got her dog to stay still for all of this. probably drugs.@C0ll33Ncorps – that they do.@xxquarterlifecrisisxx – You should report those people. Or give them a good beating yourself.@mustardcat – Good to know that. Good to know you are not evil.
Oh my! That is funny! Thank you for bringing it to my attention. I had no idea. You know, a human can do this to their own hair any day of the week and I don’t care, it’s their choice. But a dog dosn’t have a choice. I wonder what the dogs down the street think of these barbie dogs?
And standard poodles are real dogs, smart ones, that would like to be out doing the same things Labs do. “I will show you where the birds are, you kill them and I will bring them to you.” ‘Then we can play ball and wrestle’. . . Real dogs. Not stupid dolls for stupid people to play with.
I don’t understand women like that. They frighten me. D:
@NowAndForeverTonight – yep. Someone showed me the AOL article today. Made me go do some research.@Made2sing4Jesus – @OhItWontBeForever – No the dog is on a table. She is not carrying it. lol.@caminjammers – thank you for helping to spread awareness.@saintvi – And commemorative plates for every occasion.@StewieIsMyHero – You don’t understand because you are normal. Well, somewhat normal at least.@Made2sing4Jesus – haha. That is a good point. This woman is going to turn into a Ninja Turtle. That would serve her right!
Ah. That’s horrible.
LOL I took a second look & Rafael looks more like a green hot-dog,,,a really gross green hot-dog.
Woooooww… That’s crazy. That’s nighmarishly crazy. Thanks, Dave. Now I’m going to dream about revenge-seeking polka-dotted poodles. 😛
I am glad someone had the guts to address this issue.
Haha, nice catch. “Somewhat normal” would be correct.
…Omfg??? Why the heck would anyone want to do something like this to their poor dog???
OMG!@TheLoquaciousLady – *Laughing* wasn’t that Madonna?
Well, plainly these dogs are only suffering from EMOTIONAL abuse. We all know emotional abuse is not the same as physical abuse. Emotional abuse is all in your head. Or in this case, all in the head of fat white women.
It’s not crackers so much as it is fat bitches
I would never do that to my dog, not would I subject it to having that done. However, if someone can convince a Standard Poodle, a dog bred for hunting and retrieving to stand for as long as it takes to produce that “art”….then more power to them, they aren’t injuring the dog after all.
WTF!!!!!!!! okay fucked up for sure, but you can’t blame white women… well you can… I’ve got nothing
I have never done these things to a dog and I never would, but I still hate this post because I believe it makes light of the TOTALLY PERNICIOUS SHIT that Vick did.
Man, people absolutely hate Mike Vick right now, but he served his time and is paying his debt. And anytime you dress up a dog like that, you’re not doing that for the dog’s sake. Poor creatures.
Wow, poor dogs.
You crack me up. Those poor dogs.
ugh.
This is absolute insanity! I bet my german shep would have a nervous breakdown if he even saw one of these atrocities! The poor buggers are mentally scarred for life now.
This is animal abuse of the highest order and these women need to be mauled to death by their poodles at once! It’s only fair.
Wow. Just…..wow.
I’m laughing too hard to make a wiseass remark about this one. That’s disgusting.I think the real question here is: How much money did that cost?
They do the same think with their children sometimes too. Remember Jean Benet?
I’m going to have nightmares tonight after seeing those poor tortured dogs. It makes my soul weep just as much as watching Toddlers & Tiaras.
That kind of makes me want to vomit.
i cry when my puppy turns into a lamb… no seriously.
…..Those poor dogs.
Since i am a skinny white lady, do i pass ? am i still blamed?
That is highly disturbing, just fyi
lol
hahahahah stupid bitches
Oh, those crazy white folks are at it again.
poor doggies 😦 for real
Dear god in heaven! What are these idiots thinking of????
My dog won’t even tolerate having a bandana around her neck…
Duuude. I just took a nap … That ninjaturtledogthing frightened me into alertness.
I see you Dave, I see you lol
LMAO! You are over the edge, for real! LMAOOOO! I am so mad you blaming “fat white ladies”. I can’t breaveeeeeeeeeeee!!
What the FUCK. I have never seen pictures like that. If I ever saw someone walking a dog that looked like that, I swear I would punch the dog owner in the face.
the dogs look sooooo miserable 😦
It’s fucked up, no doubt. So blacks don’t do this sort of shit, huh? Hmmm…I get the feeling that it’s likely that you’re right.
OMG. That is pretty bad. Good thing my dog is only half standard poodle and I’m skinny….
LOL @ Ninja Turtle Dog!You know what concerns me even more than how ridiculous the animals look? That someone had the time to make them look that ridiculous.
Wow. I have no idea what possesses people to “groom” their dogs like that. I mean, sure, I’ll grant that dogs aren’t people, but they also aren’t toys either.(And personally I think Michael Vick has every right to pursue a career that utilizes his God-given talents now that he has paid his debt to society.)
Oh dear…
@randomneuralfirings – at least you admit he owed a debt to society for the fucked up shit he did.personally, I think plenty of the dogs in the photos here are just fake stuffed fake dogsand for god’s sake vanedave, what’s race got to do with this?????????????????????????
@kidzandK9z – true, what you say, the dressed up dogs are not being harmed nor taught to be mean and fight. And, in the case where these photos are real (not so many, in my opinion), they are not damaging the dogs, nor encouraging them to be mean ass fighters. my little pitt bull had a heart of gold. he loves every body person and dog alike. this blog just pains me no end. hate me if you like VD I think this post sucks and is racist to boot
@Loonsounds – Not at all denying that. And I’m far more interested in seeing him get his head screwed on straight than in seeing him make dazzling plays on the football field. He at least seems to have chosen to surround himself with good people.
@randomneuralfirings – we agree on something. right on
That is wrong. Surely those dyes are unnatural and inhumane.
@Loonsounds – I agree with all that, and Im not saying that any of it is OK, but we cant all assume that what we believe is right……..I choose not to read the blogs that offend me or that I dont agree with, especially if we cant debate in a mature way, ya know?
I saw some of these pictures last night on AOL and was like WHY WHY WHY!? Someone made her dog look like a Steelers’ player.
@kidzandK9z – oh really, You have changed your postition on this big time! How interesting is THAT?
not really, im just tired of people today
That’s horrible.shame on all the ‘fat white ladies,’ shame!
these women should be put in jail as well…..those poor dogs.that’s just disturbing.
very disturbing
@Paul_Partisan – looks like only fat white women do it
OMG I have never seen anything so funny. I’ll have you know that I’m a fat white lady and I would never do this to a dog. Furthermore, I think Vick served his time and I’m looking forward to having him play for my city. Trust me, all he has to do is make a few good plays and everyone will forget all about everything else.
Omg…
I wonder if it’s part of a therapy thing for…I don’t know…hm..lack of expression as a child? Poor dog. Bet they don’t get to dig in the dirt and roll in smelly things.
Oh my goodness! Somebody stop it! Burn the doggie salons!
I think I’m not supposed to laugh…. but I can’t help it, cause you’re so damn angry!In all seriousness, give her a doo (GET IT?! lol), and she’ll know what it’s like.
Because they arent physically putting those dogs in pain like Vick was. those white ladies aren’t killing their dogs. And btw I know a black lady that does crap like that to her dog
I’m a white woman and I would NEVER do that to a dog. That’s soooo stupid. Ahg. That makes me mad too.
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I like how all the pictures clearly had fat white women in them. lmao did that take extra searching??
I don’t know what the fuss is about, but this made me LOL.
Michael Vick made dogs kill each other. That is soo different then dying your dogs hair. Not saying that its okay. But making dogs kill each other is way worse. He desirved to go to jail. And personaly I think he should have had to stay in jail longer.
And note. This is a racist post. And mean to bigger white women. And I dont care if you call me racist or not but black people always try to find some white person who did something wrong when one of there own kind [that sounds bad but i didnt know how else to put it] does wrong just bc a black NFL player was KILLING dogs doesnt mean white people are the ones making them look funny. Please. And note again…If you do call me racist then you must have not saw my page. [look at the my pic:)]
There are some pretty sick people out there. Animals are not meant to be dyed!!! Eek!
Dude, I wish I could give you like 100 million eprops for this post. First off, I know these photos were not suppose to make me shoot Mt Dew out my nose, and tears of laughter to stream down my face. But they none the less did.I only ask, next time you have a photo of a ninja turtle dog warn a brother. Damn, I had a mouth full of Mt Dew, and it all came out my nose on that dog. well on to the monitor which is now in need a good cleaning.thanks for the morning laugh.this post rocks
this post is eff’n hilarious.nice set-up with da title and all.
I say with hit her with a bus full of standard poodles. and “groom” her to look like a ninja turtle before we do it.
I am a fat white lady with a dog,I get him shaved bit not dyed! Whitey is the source of many ills I tell ya!
A person that watches other dogs killing eachother is not anywhere close of what these women have done with their own dog’s. It’s not what I approve of either, but certainly not close to what that football player had done.You posted “take all her money, beat her in public” So you really think that is a human thing to do??? I might add, your mouth & speech is far Worse than any picture of what you posted. I agree with the comments made by: iilyraiin121006 —
@iilyraiin121006 – @dramatickidd – thank you for pointing out the obvious. @TheSilentRapture – haha. No it did not. They were all over the place.@iilyraiin121006 – aww. You shut your site down. Shame 😦@PeanuttJones – haha. I will remember to put that warning next time. Thanks.@five11nation – you know how I do DC. lol.@LostInTheLyrics – ooh. I like it.@seedsower – lol. “The man” is out of control I tells ya.@Gail2 – Look I am sorry that this post offended you. And I’m sorry that I have a potty mouth. And I am sorry that I am racist. And I am sorry that Michael Vick abused dogs. Hell I am just sorry.
will you accept my proposal on the grounds that I don’t do that to your poodle?…well.. at least until I get fat…
omg…….hmmm….maybe I should try and do that to one of my cats???? damn..there I go thinking like a white person again!
Umm…excuse me. How is shaving your dog, and dying it’s hair (all things that people do to themselves quite regularly) the same as having them tear each other apart?? Thye dog doesn’t care if it’s got dyed hair. It doesn’t make it uncomfortable. But I’ll bet ya it’d be pretty unpleasent to get ripped up by another dog. I’m sorry, but not seein’ the hypocricy here…
@TheSilentRapture – hehehee…I’m wondering the same thing…
Haha!This reminds me of a Dog Whisperer episode where he went to a fat white woman’s house to help her with her miniature poodle. The poodle was pink. So was the ENTIRE room. It was nauseating. He didn’t say anything on camera about it, but his face was pretty great when he saw the pink dog in the pink room.
This was amazing! Thank you for always making me laugh very hard at my computer screen while at work. 🙂
I am to 1. not be fat and 2. not own a dog, O.M.G!You racist bitch Seriously though, WTF.. that is animal cruelty. Dogs killing dogs or not, that shit they put on those dogs can harm them too. They’re doing it directly though and not using another dog, whateva.
Oh my god the ninja turpoodle.Unfortunately I must deliver some upsetting news, and that is that your FWLPG (Fat White Lady Poodle Groomer) theory has been disproven.Lo and behold;http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1136/fatladiesdonotequalkeli.jpgAs you can see from my diagram, Kelis is quite the “opposite” of fat white lady and thus not equaling one.Tho it is highly likely that this was indeed the work of the notorious FWLPG squad.
Hahaha!
You know, an animal looks to it’s owner for love and compassion, not for it to be a prop in it’s owners sick, sick little failed hairdresser fantasies.
@Kontzicles – what proposal would that be?@portiajules – you have to fight against those white instincts! lol.@Boogalice – First off I am fully aware that they are not the same, just as I am fully aware that this does not make white people hyocrites. (I am truly sorry that I had to explain that.) Secondly, while not the same, this is not cool to do to dogs. Don’t you see how miserable they look?@joyouswind – I wanna see that episode now.@Marci3 – you are very very welcome.@belle_figlie – Hey! I may be racist, but I am not a bitch damnit!@Phoeeenix – lol. That wasn’t right either. Kelis ain’t right in the head though.@crazyed18 – haha. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
@vanedave – Oops, I lied. She’s not a FAT white woman and the dog’s a Maltese. But here’s the podcast. Too bad they missed the part when Cesar first sees the dog. lol
Dude, this is a stupid people issue, not a white people issue.
Hey….you know having plants and flowers groww out of their butts is pretty smart, free fertilizer This is hilarious although I’m sure not for the dogs….a little diffferent type of humiliation, but still something that I would say you have a very good point about. Hypocracy is everywhere with us humans.
I know quite a few ethnic folks who do similar (not as dramatic) things to their pets. One friend of mine actually died her dog’s hair to pink in order to match her outfit. It washes out. LOL… this was hella funny though!
@vanedave – LMAO, it’s okay. I’m a racist bitch?
an atrocity…those poor dogs…they should sentence those women to two years on Jenny Craig….
this really is sick…but do you gotta call them bitches and broads…damn.
HAHAHA I swear this is the funniest thing ever. Oh poor dogs! I don’t like small dogs, specially poodles. I prefer the big, goofy ones.
omg these pictures are so wrong. why do people put their dogs through this kinda torture ? & my final thought on this : michael vick should not be allowed to play football !
OMG! I was disgusted by that, I am white and I AM fat 😛 I dont do that shit so dont point fingers at all of us!
@SammySarahAnthonyRobert – I put that first paragraph in there for a reason.@QBEE93 – I only use those terms when it is called for. In this case I do believe it was called for. This ain’t right.@tialoca_talks – haha. NICE.
maybe makin their dog look horrible and winning the prize makes THEM feel better about themselves? JUST SAD…
@vanedave – Dude, those dogs look miserable no matter what you do the them.
bloody hell man! Thats insane
LMMFAO~ I agree when I saw the title I was like huh?? -had to read- and Holy shit dude.. just… lmao… lol..
ok listen here I am fat. but im not that kinda of fat. Im PHAT. But I do know alot of woman that are over weight. but i don’t get why people say why we are fat when we are just big boned. Im getting sick of all this shit. And for a another thing these dogs are show dogs. they go on dog shows. thats why they look like that… Have fun making fun of white people agian and see what we do.
Look it’s not only fat white women who do these things to their dogs…http://perezhilton.com/2009-08-27-stop-it-aubreyAnd there you have it!
@Jacki815 – So your justifying that it ok to do that to those dogs just because the are show dogs? You think it ok to do that to a dog? Hurt them like that? That one dog had his face covered with a mask. Spray paint all over them*hair dye or whatever the hell* It just not right. Those animals have feelings. Before you point your fingers and scream animal activist I am not. I am a christian. And we are told to take care of the animals not mutilate them!!!!
wow, i had no idea this existed…
That is so true!
I hate that as much as you do. Ugh!
Never in my life have I seen anything quite like this. You’re right, those women need beat senseless for abusing their animals in such a manner.
Honestly, I wasn’t sure whether I should laugh or cry….it was kind of horrendous.
Actually. I want to give those women a standing ovation.
@SammySarahAnthonyRobert – no im not. I am just saying that they are show dogs. And in some dog shows they have to do that in order to win. im not like that at all im just stateing the facts.
@SammySarahAnthonyRobert – Wow, you make me laugh… “And we are told to take care of the animals not mutilate them!!!!” I mean, wow…mutilate them? Do you even have a correct comprehension of that word? Look it up in the dictionary. I highly doubt it causes these dogs any discomfort, they’re not “hurting them”. People dye their own hair and shave their heads…is that cruel? Bwahaha…oh come on, let’s all have a little common sense…
@AnamcharaConcepts – So the women should be beat senseless for dying their dog’s hair? I sincerely hope you’re joking.
@Boogalice – No, I’m completely serious. Come now, do you really think I would advocate violence because a few sick and twisted individuals posted photos of the idiotic things they have done to their pets? Those photos go well beyond dying a dog’s hair. One is a ninja turtle, another a peacock, and the other two…who knows?!? It’s not cute. It’s not funny. But is any real harm being done? I certainly hope not, though the photos above are rather disturbing.
@AnamcharaConcepts – Heh, ok well you never know…there are some wierd people out there…
Dear Vanedave: You probably know how much time I’ve put into the subject of child exploitation on my own website. I’m starting to wonder, from your article, if we shouldn’t start looking into DOG exploitation! Those poor creatures- pampered though they are- almost come across as the canine edition of JonBenet Ramsey. Anyone who’s seen the Winchester Dog Show has witnessed only slightly less outrageous examples. America has long had a love bond with dogs and, often enough, for good reason. They’re useful for a number of reasons, if for no more than loyal companionship. But to subject them to such elaborate silliness as this indicates to me that some people need to get their priorities in order… and make better use of their (abundant!) spare time.
Heyyyy… what’s that crack about “white people”??!! Weird, fat women (and men) come in all shades of the spectrum! LOL
@Boogalice – I agree completely. It’s often difficult to show humor or sarcasm in text. I still say what they’ve done is quite disturbing. Perhaps instead of beating them senseless we should give them a dose of their own medicine…? 😉
@AnamcharaConcepts – OOh, but that would be cruel and unusual, wouldn’t it? =P
@Boogalice – Hmm…would it? I think that would be quite entertaining actually.