What is sexy? Is sexy more about looks or is it more about a swagger? Is it more about cup size or more about personality? I wanted to start this little feature so I could shed some light on this subject. Think you know what sexy is? Think again.
Each week I will pick two girls. The first is my Sexy “Unsexy” Girl of the week. This is someone who is typically not thought of as a sex symbol, but is sexy as hell to me. Next is my Unsexy “Sexy” Girl of the Week. This is the opposite. I will pick some chick who people have deemed to be hot shit and proceed to shatter that perception. So with that I give you this week’s edition.
Dave’s Sexy “Unsexy” Girl of the Week – Ellen DeGeneres
Her wife, Portia DeRossi, might get more votes in the sexy department, but you wanna know the main reason why Ellen is so sexy? Confidence, that’s why. She’s got boatloads of it.
Occasionally, when I go to grab a snack in my office breakroom, the Ellen show will be playing on the TV. Whenever I walk in to the part where she is dancing, I have to pause and watch. It is some of the most god awful, robotic, whitebread dancing ever, but I am mesmerized by it every time. She is just so free out there. The other day I was watching some of this dancing and I couldn’t help but think to myself, “look at her, with her checkered sweater vest, and her Converse all stars, and her chicken dance. She is sexy as shit!”
Also, I think I have a thing for power lesbians. Rachel Maddow is super hot to me too. Know who isn’t hot?…
Dave’s Unsexy “Sexy” Girl of the Week – Lady Gaga
Can someone please explain the appeal here? I can understand liking her music, but please, PLEASE do not try to tell me this chick is sexy. She is just whorish, that’s all (Although, whorish seems to be the standard these days). She is really quite repulsive to me.
Look at these recent pics. What the hell did she do to her skin? You mean to tell me if you were set up on a blind date and THIS showed up, you wouldn’t go running for the hills? She looks like something out of my four year old niece’s coloring book!
Tune in next week for more. Peace.