In case you hadn’t heard, I have officially put myself in charge of bringing sexy back around here. Its a pretty large responsibility, but someone had to set things right. I just can’t stand to see sexiness misjudged the way it so commonly is these days. Someone’s gotta tell it like it really is.
So let’s see who made the list this week…
Dave’s Sexy “Unsexy” Girl of the Week – Dame Judi Dench
Age ain’t nothin’ but a number.
First off, let’s begin with the fact that she is a Dame. She is official! That in itself oozes sexy.
Beyond that, there are a number of things that make Dame Judi sexy as hell. First off she is so distinguished (think the female Sean Connery). Usually its only men that can pull off the sexy distinguished older look. Call it a blatant double standard if you want, but it’s the truth. Men get more distinguished as we grow older and women just get older as they get older. This is usually how it goes.
Somehow Dame Judi defies these norms. She just seems like she knows things. Like she can teach you about the world, yourself, the Kama Sutra, and whatever else you need. Plus she has a strength about her. Like she could kick your ass if she really wanted to, but she is chillin’ right now so she won’t. There is nothing helpless about her, which is definitely sexy.
Lastly, the way Dame Judi carries herself oozes sexuality. It’s like she knows she has to be the elegant elder stateswoman, but at the same time she is not afraid to let loose a little bit. She has a subtle playfullness that is always underlying her conservative exterior. Plus, let’s not forget that the conservative exterior is still pretty damn hot for an older woman!
Are you looking for me my love?
Moving on…
Dave’s Unsexy “Sexy” Girl of the Week – Amber Rose
Take me to your leader Earthlings!
Here’s the bottom line; Amber Rose scares the crap out of me. She looks like she is two seconds away from stabbing you while you are sleeping. Run Kanye! Run while you still have completely functioning legs!
The thing about her is that she is actually pretty. She is just so damn extra with everything. I wish she had a damn job. Maybe then she wouldn’t be so bored and think, hey I bet it would be cool to look like an alien today. Bad things happen when people are bored. Michael Jackson’s surgeries, Brittney Spears’ marriage, Shaquille O’Neal’s music career, the Iraq War, etc.
The worst thing about Amber Rose to me though, is that she is trashy posing as classy. Here are some famous quotes that apply directly to Amber Rose:
“You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig”
“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me its raining.”
“You can’t turn a ho into a housewife.”
She looks like a ho-ish cyborg sent to kill us all!
NOT SEXY!!!
Judi Dench would totally pwn Amber Rose. And I’d love to watch that.
LOLs, good choices.
Bad things happen when people are bored. Michael Jackson’s surgeries, Brittney Spears’ marriage, Shaquille O’Neal’s music career, the Iraq War, etc.Ha!! Did you see that movie with Judi Dench where she tries to reunite a Jazz band from the WWII era? I forgot the name.
Amber Rose really is a good pic. You know she is naturally physically attractive, but no I am not going to do it, is what I think most sober men would say. And the drunk ones are never seen again.
Who the hell is Amber Rose??
Niiiice. I like this week’s choices! I see what you mean about Dame Judi Dench. As for the second one, a) I’d never heard of her before this and b) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *runs*. “Bad things happen when people are bored. Michael Jackson’s surgeries,Brittney Spears’ marriage, Shaquille O’Neal’s music career, the IraqWar, etc.” Hahaha. Classic!
I totally agree with dame =) I dont know who amber rose is though >.<
@StewieIsMyHero – Kanye West’s gf.
I like women younger than me. My wife is two years younger than me. She is definitely my ‘bonded’ girl because we have been married 54 years and 18 days.
Dame Judi Dench (or Jame Dudi as I started to write by accident) is AWESOME. I adore her.
The Iraq War, hahaha
Oh! So she is only famous because of that or does she do something else? Besides being a professional alien impersonator?
Good call Dave. Maybe next week you could mention Dame Edna. hehehehehe I find some of the older babes hot. Remember Anne Margret, Racquel Welch…… women like that were wicked hot. Now we have Lindsay Lohan as a super star to (gag) idolize. Paris and (barf) Nicole the fuckin’ junkie Richie. har har har (hurl) arf arf!! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! I’m losing it.
Funny. Is this an elected position you hold here on Xanga? Or is it just by avocation? Just making sure, in case you get out of hand – to see what recourse we have. But sofar you’re on track.
Holy shit Amber Rose is disgusting…
Nicely done… I had to google Amber Rose though because I can’t view the pictures on your site for some unknown reason. She seems to have that over-aggresive crazy-in-the-head thing goin’ on.~V
Dame Judi Dench looks better than Amber Rose.
Dame Judi is one of my favorite actors. I love her in “As Time Goes By,” I love her as M, and she’s hysterical as Queen Elizabeth I in “Shakespeare in Love.” I’ve loved her in everything I’ve seen her in. And you’re so right, she looks sexy and beautiful, while the bald chick looks creepy (not to mention stoned in that first photo).
The Judi Dench bit reminded me of this part at the 79th Annual Academy where Will Ferrel and Jack Black called out Helen Mirren. Call me a tool, but I thought, “Damn that’s a lady…”
Judi Dench is awesome. And I’ve never heard of Amber Rose until I read this, and she scares the shit out of me. Looks like she eats babies for breakfast.
I’d put Helen Mirren and Julie Andrews up there with Judi Dench for distinguished older ladies who retained their sex appeal.
Oh my god Dave…we are completely on the same page! I’m in love with Judi! I’d throw myself at her feet and be her rug if she’d just be my sugar mama. I wish more women really had a better understanding of their own powers because I think there would be a whole lot more Judi’s in the world, looking classy, wise and somewhat naughty at the same time. I’ve heard she is a giggler too, that on movie sets and stage she is prone to jokes and puns….ah, how could you not love that kind of gal!?!And yes, Amber scares me too! It’s like my brain gets confused just looking at her: is she a witch, alien, somehow anime cartoon chick come to life? I’ll admit seeing her lovely bottom makes me go all stupid, but then I have to shake me head and regain my sanity. I think bookies are already taking bets on how long it will take before she burns one of Kane’s houses to the ground.Love the post my dear!
Amber Rose will never convince me she’s a true psycho. The real nutcases look like everyone else. Just sayin’.
Fascinating.
rofl now THAT’s funny.
Those sunglasses in the last picture…
I can’t disagree with your choices or your judgement calls on this week’s entry. Never heard of Kanye’s g/f before; but yeah, run far, run fast, dude.
ummmm I say no to both! ewww…
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength – Last of the Blond Bombshells….GREAT movie!I would totally agree with Judi Dench though, haha. I’m not sure of WHO Amber Rose is but uh…she spooks me.
Skanky women can never be really sexy.
@possums_rock – Yes, that’s the title. Awesome, indeed. And me being a musician, and one that happens to LOVE Jazz (even if as of late I’m more into Death Metal), it was truly touching and inspiring.
“I wish she had a damn job. Maybe then she wouldn’t be so bored andthink, hey I bet it would be cool to look like an alien today.”Ahahahahaha. Made my day, friend. Made my day.
Entertaining post ;P
Who in the name of chocolate-coated Jesus is Amber Rose?
i COMPLETELY agree with this. dame judi dench is the badassest. and wtf, amber rose? didn’t even know who she was til i read this, but i’m baffled why anyone would find her attractive.
Ha. You are right. Amber looks like hell. :[
I’m sorry Dave, both these chicks scare the crap outta me.
wowww that woman (?) is creepy
even with short hair, she’d be hot IF not for the creepy eyes. Judi Dench has still got it. she’s also funny in some British comedy show on PBS. old, of course, but hilarious.
judi dench is hot in bond films.
very nice.
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Dame Judi is definitely beauty and class. I don’t know who that Amber chick is either but that picture will give me nightmares for weeks!!
While I think Amber Rose has a FUNNY looking face..her body is SiCK with it! I could only HOPE to achieve something liek that via tons of plastic surgery and working out and not eating anything but 900 calories a day (LOL)
007 chick is a hot grandma!! LOL
Im afraid that I am unfamiliar with these two specimens.
amber rose way scares me….eeeekkk!!
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