So as I mentioned yesterday, I have to put together an audition reel for this WebTV show I am trying to get onto. I am nearly done writing the reel and am pretty excited to put it all together.
Here is part 2 of the writing…
Switching gears to politics, it has been reported that Joe Wilson, the Republican representative from South Carolina who heckled President Obama last week by yelling out “you lie” during a joint session of congress, has raised more than 1 million dollars in campaign funds since his outburst.
I’m all about that paper son!
This angered many of his Democratic peers who complained that they never received a single penny for all the times they called George Bush an idiot.
hehe. Might as well use this pic again.
Does seem like a pretty blatant double standard though.
Moving on…
San Diego Chargers linebacker, Shawne Merriman, learned that no charges would be filed after he was accused of choking Tila Tequila. The San Diego DA’s office decided not to press any charges after being forced to watch Tequila’s “A Shot at Love”. After just one episode, they said they totally understood.
Another fine program from our friends at MTV.
Merriman for his part was very relieved, but told reporters that he was never too worried. Rumor has it that his defense team had prepared a very strong case against Tequila. I was even able to obtain a sneak peek at their opening statement.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all know that the only time that it is ever acceptable to choke someone is if they give you herpes. I would like you all now to pause for a second and consider the likelihood that Ms. Tequila gave my client herpes.” 
I’d say those odds are pretty high!!!
That is all.
you probably could take a sneak peak at tila’s opening if you ever become rich
Yeah Tia would do a snake if she could get it to hold still long enough. The woman must be a virtual petri dish.
I wonder if that defense isn’t too far off the mark =P
that’s all? i mean, that’s all? how could you!!XD
Tila Tequila is very classy!
@trunthepaige – haha, that’s hilarious
HAHA!! Awesome…
Lovely!
Love it. Hope you do great.
ryc: well, i did post it late at night, you know. 99 isn’t bad. but you, sir, need to get away from looking at Xanga so statistically. it’s about words and people, not comments and views. c’mon, Dave. HAHA. as if.
and that’s it? haha
@TheBigShowAtUD – hey do you mind repeating that so my comment count can go up?
You are gonna blow them away with your awesome excellence!!! Good luck.
Go Chargers!!
ugh i shake my head at Tila.
Good luck with that WebTV show!
Give you props for what your going to venture towards. The format sounds good though sound like “E” ‘s talk soup hour. Even the topics do. Headlines may not be so good to start off with as ppl are all using headline material such as kanye west interupting patrick swazyes funeral to declare that michael jacksons death was more important. and as for your last chapter, you gotta check your material. Lady Gagas song isn’t about paparazzi’s. Its about stalking someone you like, just like a paparazzi. It won’t be funny if ppl know you made a mistake. Just my opinion. Best of luck
Psh. I’d hit that… with a brick… on a very long pole.
@MyxlDove – yes we are well aware that you dig the crazy one Riis.@dieselworker – Thanks. I’ll check it out.
Some days my maturity feels under-developed.. today is not one of those days…
Just start with the tila bit and go from there, dump everything else. I love the blatant use of sexual imagery and how you actually took the piss out of her perfectly. I hate that squeaky bitch. And as for MTV – Did you notice not many people actually watched this years VMA’s… well you might have but shed loads of people haven’t. Hence this contrived bullshit story about bouncy and skinny and their matching red dresses. Do you know any girls who could get red dresses organised during an interval? INTERNET KILLED THE VIDEO STARHope you do well – u should use Irish jokes, everyone knows the paddy’s can take a joke.peace
This is hilarious. I’m rooting for you!!
Wait. I’m sorry.She said she’s allergic to alcohol?!
This cracked me up.
Why is Tila Tequila famous again? Is it because her name rhymes?
Is that a dress that girl is wearing in the last picture?
Tila Tequila is still around? And she’s allergic to alcohol?Yes, miss, we’re writing this down. No, miss, that’s not the crazy gesture I’m making.
@Kalligenia – Two points for reading the tags. I just finished this damn video last night, or rather this morning at 4:30 AM. I finished shooting it at 10:30 and it took all that time to edit. Well some slow CPU issues helped too.They better like this shit damnit!
@Laryssa – that she did. What a dumb ass!