So as I mentioned yesterday, I have to put together an audition reel for this WebTV show I am trying to get onto. I am nearly done writing the reel and am pretty excited to put it all together.
Here is part 2 of the writing…
Switching gears to politics, it has been reported that Joe Wilson, the Republican representative from South Carolina who heckled President Obama last week by yelling out “you lie” during a joint session of congress, has raised more than 1 million dollars in campaign funds since his outburst.
This angered many of his Democratic peers who complained that they never received a single penny for all the times they called George Bush an idiot.
San Diego Chargers linebacker, Shawne Merriman, learned that no charges would be filed after he was accused of choking Tila Tequila. The San Diego DA’s office decided not to press any charges after being forced to watch Tequila’s “A Shot at Love”. After just one episode, they said they totally understood.
Another fine program from our friends at MTV.
Merriman for his part was very relieved, but told reporters that he was never too worried. Rumor has it that his defense team had prepared a very strong case against Tequila. I was even able to obtain a sneak peek at their opening statement.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we all know that the only time that it is ever acceptable to choke someone is if they give you herpes. I would like you all now to pause for a second and consider the likelihood that Ms. Tequila gave my client herpes.”
I’d say those odds are pretty high!!!
That is all.