This is the type of thing you just can’t make up…
Yesterday morning, a man wearing half of a Darth Vader costume walked into a Long Island bank and robbed that bitch! Here are some thoughts I had when I heard about this story.
– Finally, a crime where racial profiling will not point to all the black dudes.
– Makes sense that this dude would have no money. Those Darth Vader costumes cost a grip!
– Can you imagine the range of emotions that the bank clerks must have been going through? They must have gone from “what the fuck?”, to “hahaha, what a funny prank”, to “holy shit I hope this crazy mofo doesn’t shoot me!”
– Do you think he did the Darth Vader voice as he was robbing the place? You can’t wear a Darth Vader mask and NOT do the voice!
People are so silly sometimes.