MTV

A Message to Justin Bieber

So I saw the MTV Video Awards over the weekend, and after watching, there is something I want to say.

Justin Bieber

YOU ARE NOT AFRICAN AMERICAN!!!

As a matter of fact, you aren’t even American.
Take your Canadian ass back to Canada!

(and while you’re at it, take Drake with you.)


Speaking of guys who are not black.

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8 Reasons to Dislike Jersey Shore

#1 – Sammi
#2 – Ronnie
#3 – “The Situation”
#4 – Vinny
#5 – Pauly D
#6 – Snooki
#7 – JWoww

In case you were paying attention, yes that is only 7 reasons thus far. #8 is not new cast member Deena Nicole. Instead, I arrived at 8 reasons, by counting “JWoww” twice. She gets double points for being ridiculous enough to have two w’s at the end of her name.


As if “JWow” wouldn’t have been bad enough?