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JetBlue Not True?!!

“Say it ain’t so Steve!”

That is what I kept yelling at my computer screen when I read the news this morning. Apparently, Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who captured our hearts earlier this week, turned out to be full of crap. Instead of being the victim in this scenario, there are now strong indications that he was to blame for everything. Witnesses say that Slater was intoxicated and that he instigated the altercation with the passenger who he claimed was rude to him.

At first I refused to believe it. However after piecing everything together… the getting on the PA system, the jumping out of the plane’s emergency exit, grabbing a few beers for the road, running home to have some sex before the cops caught up with him… yeah it actually makes perfect sense that he was drunk.

I feel so disilliusioned right now. This is worse than when I found out that Pamela Anderson’s boobs were not real.

I need a beer.

Niggas on the News

This morning I logged in to MSN.com and saw this picture on the front page.

What fucking country is this in?

 If you had to guess, you might immediately think this is Africa, or Haiti maybe. No this shit is in Milwaukee!

I swear, sometimes I think they look for the most ghetto, brokedown looking black people possible to put on the news. Maybe they are trying to invoke memories of Katrina with stuff like this. I saw this shit and all I could think was,

“Aww damn, can’t that skinny ass nigga pull his pants up?”

“Why doesn’t that fat nigga have a shirt on?”

“What are these niggas doing on the front page of MSN?!!”

Am I the only one who gets embarassed by stuff like this? I feel like they are members of my family or something. Maybe I take it too personally.