The Bible

Jesus and His Potty Mouth

This old lady messaged me on facebook a while back to complain about my foul language. In her complaint, she mentioned that Jesus would never have spoken in such a manner, and that we should all be reflections of him. I don’t know what this lady was smoking when she sent me this message, but it got me thinking.

With all the crap that Jesus went through in his 33 years, do you really think he didn’t curse once? I think there are some instances where he had to!

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And at the ninth hour, Jesus shouted in a loud voice,
“HEY DAD!!! What the f man?” 

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So does anyone else agree with me? No? Scared to admit it? I understand. The Catholic Church is watching you!

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Reader’s Choice

So I’ve come to a point once again where I have a backlog of blog ideas that I have not tackled as of yet. I am enlisting you all to help me figure out which topics I should tackle next. So please if you don’t mind, take a second to peruse these topics and let me know what you would like to hear about most. (The Xanga Mini Series is not an option to choose. I have not decided if I definitely want to do that yet.)

How My Friend Alex Shat Himself (loooong overdue!)

The Case Against Censoring Words in Writing

Nurture vs. Nature (A Spirited Debate)

Why I Occasionally Make You Feel More Neglected Than One of Wilt Chamberlain’s Kids

Top 10 Albums I Own That Violate My African American Maleness

Why Popular Xangans Leave Terrible Comments

Re-Writing the Bible

How My Readers Have Spoiled Me

My Thoughts on the Maury Show

Xanga The Mini-Series (Possibly. Work in progress.)